Evan Drake

THere are about fifteen tables sat total.

What would it feel like to be that stupid? How could you pass your drivers license test?

Fe wants to combine our comps tonight. Are you in?

38 minutes of empty section! Bwahaha! And I ignored Rickys' table as they asked for something!

If you see this, hi meagan! Love you lots!

Guess I just tapped the bumper of a passive-aggressive cunt's boyfriend's shitty Plymouth

Mr crabfeathers live at white eagle!

Meagan feels yucky. Hope she's not getting sick.

HI I'm Budsy and I'm cute and cool! And I'm havin the best day ever. :)))

@adamcarolla disappointed you're not coming to Portland this weekend like your calendar said! I took the day off to attend :(

Screw buzzy. He stinks. I find him boring.

East burn. 2 dollar beer night. Pretty girlfriend. What else do I need?

Guess who's back? Back again. Budsy's back. Tell a friend.

@meaganl oh no! There is only one cure for that.

Tyra Banks sucks.

Beer at the green dragon! Where better to get the first beer of 22?

Why go to anywhere nice in athletic gear? Unless its the drivethru, why go anywhere like that? Also, if you're ugly, why not just stay home?

@meaganl what's better than a bar fight involving a gypsy? Nothing.

@meaganl FYI, dinosaurs lived a few thousand years ago alongside Adam and Eve.

Fat cats are fat.