Evan Fisher

Report: Queen Elizabeth Shot Herself In Bunker As Enemy Forces Closed In bit.ly/3QFn4Sc

My new show The Rehearsal begins tonight on HBO. Enjoy

Entire U.S. Police Force Flees Country After Hearing Gunman Inside Nation bit.ly/3NF8CbK

Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers KendrickLamar.lnk.to/MrMorale

You up? Waiting for that new @kendricklamar 😩

Today is Nathan Fielder’s birthday.

In moments of crisis, people often show their true colors.

FINAL SCORE | #RIT 3, @NiagaraMHKY 2 - Calverley, Hamacher and Walker with a goal apiece, Willett with 2 assists. Six-point weekend for the fellas. Woot.

Image prediction: Italian greyhound Confidence: 8.32%

Tonight, Sunny will become the longest running live action sitcom in TV history. What is wrong with you people? 😊

I told him to run the ball. #FlyEaglesFly

The single most popular policy idea in America, negotiating drug prices, is supported by 83 percent of Americans. Democrats took it out of their bill because a famously corrupt senator from a safe blue state, funded by pharmaceutical companies, didn't want it in there.

Hey Rochester NY, Tig will be at RIT TONIGHT at 9pm, tickets on sale now! @RITtigers rit.edu/brickcity/even…

@TigNotaro @RITtigers First comedy show live and it was amazing!! I'd go to Pat's Coffee mug, but they are closed this weekend

@nateandmufasa I vehemently disagree

HERE ARE 3 BIG UPDATES: 1. My debut full-length concept album “LIFE IS A DAY” is coming out OCTOBER 8th‼️ 2. My first single “GHOSTS” releases next week, SEPTEMBER 10th. Followed by “LAST DANCE” on SEPTEMBER 24th. 🎶 3. Lastly, I’M GOING ON TOUR 🗓

If every person on earth just recycled, stopped using plastic straws, and drove an electric car, 100 corporations would still produce 70% of total global emissions.