Evangeline🦒

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Evangeline🦒

@evangalang

Perpetually anxious word nerd, bookworm and bird enthusiast 🤓📚🐦 (Evangeline is just a long winded version of Evie)

Katılım Ocak 2012
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Evangeline🦒@evangalang·
Woke up in the middle of the night to a knocking sound that I could not distinguish. Was convinced someone was at the door, if not that our neighbours were in need of help. After 5 minutes of growing paranoid, I suddenly worked out it was my Mum's partner snoring like no tomorrow
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Evangeline🦒@evangalang·
@bryonycdc Good luck!! Hope this one treats you better and pleasantly surprises you 🫶🏻🫶🏻
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bryony@bryonycdc·
i haven’t worked properly since the end of feb and tomorrow i start my new job. so considering my last two jobs were two of the worst things to happen to me i’m beyond nervous 🤮
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Onyx ✨@onmilonmil·
This sleepy gal is off 2 London for the weekend!!!
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Rob@L0st_AtSea·
I absolutely love sleep. I just wish I was good at it...
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Evangeline🦒@evangalang·
Thinking back to when I was emptying the dishwasher yesterday and how I stood in a puddle of water with fluffy socks on. Instantly recoiled and wanted my right, victim foot to be removed. Surely one of the worst sensory experiences to exist
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Evangeline🦒@evangalang·
@JoshAirey88 Haha swings and roundabouts! I didn't have a specific height in mind, just assumed shorter than 6ft for some reason 🤷🏼‍♀️ And i'm around 5ft 8 I think!
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Joshua Airey
Joshua Airey@JoshAirey88·
@evangalang I can reach the top shelf, at the cost of back pain whenever using sinks 😔 I am curious as to how tall you thought I was 😅 And how tall are you?
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Joshua Airey
Joshua Airey@JoshAirey88·
Things about me -Age: 25 -Gender: Male -Height: 6'2 / 189cm -Fave food: Pizza or Pulled Pork -Sexuality: Straight -Eye colour: Greyish blue -Fave game: Skyrim -Fave horror: Goosebumps books -Fave animal: Corvids and cats -Fave non horror movie: Interstellar/LoTR/Hot Fuzz
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chlo 🏎️@_cosmicangst

things about me 🎬 -age: 25 -gender: female -height: 5’6 -fave food: cheesy chips -sexuality: bisexual -eye color: blueish -fave game: It takes two -fave horror: Red dragon -fave animal: Doggos -fave non horror movie: The Batman

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Evangeline🦒@evangalang·
My Dad eggcelled himself this Easter and got me a gold Lindt egg which included a mix of milk, dark and white truffles!! The perfect outcome. Top marks 🥚
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James
James@24JamesASecond·
might spend all day watching some movies, what's everyones favourite, like, 'nice' film? no Schindlers List or anything, something actually enjoyable
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James@24JamesASecond·
going to spend all day tomorrow doing fuck all because today was a long day and i'm exhausted
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Billy Lahiff@billylahiff·
@evangalang I promise that I had PLENTY of spite for HOW she handled the situation (ghosted me for ten days before finally giving me an answer), just none for the outcome.
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James@24JamesASecond·
its weird how whenever it gets to Easter or Christmas, everyone becomes fucking feral and loses all notion of decency and social norma
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𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚛༓@SaintGiles·
Sometimes I forget how ridiculously British my village looks until I go out for a walk.
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bryony@bryonycdc·
what in the everloving fuck is he on about now
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James@24JamesASecond·
made an incredibly healthy dinner and even made enough for like 3 more days so everyone tell me i'm amazing and cool
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