Evan Wright

Here's a fun fact for anyone who sees #TeenTortureInc this week on @StreamOnMax. The main story I tell is excerpted from a book that I started writing on January 17, 1982. I wrote my outline in my sketchbook because up until this night I'd planned to be a cartoonist or photographer. I decided to become a professional writer on this night to tell my story & I've been working on this book ever since. It's been a monster job.

One of my Seed brothers. The few, the proud… And he’s one of the funniest people I’ve ever met.

@GregBauknight @StreamOnMax Thank you, my brother. I owe you so much. I just blanked out for a “few” years while I had to think about the story. Let’s meet up. Reach out off-line.

Here's a fun fact for anyone who sees #TeenTortureInc this week on @StreamOnMax. The main story I tell is excerpted from a book that I started writing on January 17, 1982. I wrote my outline in my sketchbook because up until this night I'd planned to be a cartoonist or photographer. I decided to become a professional writer on this night to tell my story & I've been working on this book ever since. It's been a monster job.

A review of Teen Torture on @StreamOnMax from a friend watching it with his 90-something conservative Catholic dad:

@stevensongs Damn, three months ago he was still saying "Dr. Braun." This just shows how fast the decline is. So sad.

Whoa! Biden just introduced Dr. Jill as Eva Braun.

People always get offended when I make fun of Biden. That's my mother-in-law at the White House. She's a union leader/worker in Philly & the White House is always reaching out to her to help bring out the vote. I think Biden is a dope, but they should definitely draft Judy Bell to run the country. I also think it's healthy for Americans to have diverse ideas & political views. If we didn't, what else would there be to talk about?

@WGAWest Is this true? You guys are using our contributions to torment writers for bad jokes? yahoo.com/news/writers-g…

@Lir_One Nothing of these post has been serious, but it's an interesting point.

@evanscribe Why would he be sidelined, and can't do both? I remember when Kobe Bryant was going through his day in court and dropping 40+ points in the same evenings' games...

What if this whole attempt to prosecute Baldwin for this alleged rust shooting is actually a right wing conspiracy to sideline a major Trump impersonator during our election? In other words, what if Alec Baldwin is actually the liberal equivalent of a January 6 martyr and we don’t even realize it?

@alwaysands This looks like word salad from an AI bot trying to imitate an outraged Biden supporter. I don't think it was written by a human.

Yes, bend to my evil ideology. My evil plot is for people to trust their own eyes & brains & to deeply question everything told him by the government & media or anyone described as an "expert." Somebody needs to stop me! Thanks, CR.

I imagine the DNC elites huddled in George Clooney's villa in Lake Como, Italy, desperately trying to understand the minds of the American people & how to keep manipulating us. yahoo.com/news/embattled…

Whenever I see victims of these programs speak out, I always think, "that's my brother or sister." I feel a bond with anyone who went through this. Then I saw Paris Hilton's testimony & I realized, "Oh, shit she's my sister, too?" But yes, it's a big, messed up family of us.

@TheGreatLummox Yeah, actually after I saw that, I was thinking it sounds like a Colombo episode, but not exactly one that I saw… Now we just need to cryogenically unfreeze Peter Falk, put your dream through some screenwriting software & film a new episode.

@evanscribe The question mark is because I'm not 100% sure it was Columbo. I've trawled the episode synopses and can't find any reference to this plot-line! If I imagined it, I need to write it down quickly!

@TheGreatLummox Colombo is the best. Not sure of the spelling either, but probably one of us got right.

@evanscribe There seems to be no scrutiny of how real bullets were mixed in with blanks. Actually reminds me of an old Columbo (?) episode where a TV presenter shoots a rival on live TV. Turns out it was supposed to be a prank but someone swapped the blanks for bullets

A fair review for Teen Torture but reviewer mistakenly blames director Tara Malone for "stylistic" choices like the cheesy soundtrack. People will watch it bc the interviews are so compelling & that's the work of Tara Malone. Not the cheesy soundtrack. msn.com/en-us/news/us/…

@MikeKnoxComedy That bastard stole my hat

@RebelTasmanian I'm sorry I'm an American. We have a principal called innocent until proven guilty. It's a hard concept for some to understand, but it works for us.

@evanscribe Alleged? There’s no doubt Alec was the one who pulled the trigger and shot two people.