EVAN SHAFRAN AKA EVeryman

@WhiteHouse This is the White House clearly gaslighting the American people. They claim that the shots came from the front of the car. Your eyes don’t lie. Two of the shots clearly came in through the side window that was rolled down. The only liars here are JD Vance and the White House.

@WhiteHouse Only in the United States can the federal government weaponize itself against one of its own citizens, a woman killed on camera, just because she happened to live in the “wrong” political state. No foreign threat required when the empire turns inward.

@Mike78642 Your dick is so tiny Mike, but that’s no reason to be a complete fucking racist coward piece of shit!

Is Islam illegal under federal law? Short answer is yes because Muslims across the country have openly stated their Quran demands they overthrow every government and replace it with Sharia Law. So, what law are they in violation of? answer: 18 USC Section 2385. Read It Yourselves: law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18…

@Mike78642 You’re illegal under suck my fucking balls

@GenMagnetic Is this ai?

Fellow X’ers, this cheesey spoof commerical might resonate with some of you. I give you. ✨The Malibu Center for Smartphone Addiction and Recovery.✨ Let the 5G go, feel the wind, smell the sea salt, hear the sound of … nothing. Namaste!🙏🌬️🌊

@swaymolina Outbreak 2

What movie is this? Wrong answers only.

@JonathanGuito @SWCultureLive Agreed

Not gonna lie, the lack of any mention of Leia in the final episodes of Andor seemed a bit odd to me. Bail doesn't say anything about her being on the ship etc. But considering the plans ultimately end up in her hands, signifying her exceptional importance within the Rebellion, her absence is noticeable.

So wild. 🤯

@AdamSandler @netflix Thanks for the work Adam! Had a blast on reshoots a few weeks ago! Can’t wait to see the movie! 💛🎬🎥✨🙏

Here we go

@TXMomof2boys45 @netflix Alan Alda directed this remake of his own film and also had a cameo in this…

@netflix Please stop remaking movies that are already excellent. The original with Alan Alda, Carol Burnett, Rita Moreno, Jack Weston, Sandy Dennis, and Len Cariou from 1981 is one of my absolute favorite movies .

You and your best friends from college go on a group vacation every season together... until one of them decides he's divorcing his wife. THE FOUR SEASONS is now playing.

Out now! open.spotify.com/album/6H0B9XtQ…

High For This ffm.to/high4this/pres…

Keith Olbermann slammed Bill Maher for praising Donald Trump following his visit to the White House: “I’ve known Bill since 1978. He was a shameless opportunist with no real principles then and he remains so. This is so he can keep his HBO show.” variety.com/2025/tv/news/k…

@EastKanyeYE Ye are Yesterday’s news…your mother is ashamed of you. Godbless you and have mercy on your torchered soul. I can promise you that the Jews will no longer play all of the lights on Hanukkah.

YE THE GOAT 🐐

@EastKanyeYE More like goat fucker

@billmaher @KidRock You got catfished by Garfield the Orange cat. @billmaher you’re a pawn in his chess game and you fell for the checkmate…

Twelve days ago, I had dinner with President Trump, a dinner that my friend @KidRock set up because we share the belief that there has to be something better than hurling insults from 3000 miles away.

@GenMagnetic 💛💛💛

@evanshafran get in San