Evan Stenhouse

One of my skills is being really good at multitasking. Currently I'm both looking and feeling like shit.

@NateEdwards96 No its not bad but tweeting about it is 😂😂

@JoshScratch17 The good ol days of McDonald's

sometimes i remember how wild it was that a guy i worked with in highschool got fired for carving “you’re next” into the drywall and stabbing the knife into the door of the closet LMFAO

@SethWalton15 Close. I was on the right path...

@evanstenhouse Cart path only 🥴

Phrase of the day:____ ____ _____ 3 words, 12 letters, applicable to golf, especially on a day like today. Who’s got it?

@SethWalton15 Again... are you talking about your dick? 😂😂😂

@evanstenhouse Lmfao, I want the guy to succeed he’s talented enough to be great

Pepppeeeeeee!!!! Little nutty and then the finish 😘🤌🏼😍

@SethWalton15 I mean I read that and it sounds like you are really proud of the work your Pepeeeeeee can do on the finish

@evanstenhouse Nicolas Pepe, an arsenal player nutmegged 2 defenders and scored a goal immediately after. Sports Evan. Sports.

Ummmm... my doppelganger. I need to meet this man

@NateEdwards96 PC Outfitters in Windsor is pretty good. You can walk in and they will help you select parts and build a computer for you

Hey I think Riley Reid just killed me on warzone #nice

This was the OG SIMP

@ShelbySoulliere Y'all Nestea drinkers are fucking wrong

Help me prove Evan wrong

Hey @theweeknd. Not here to question your lyrical genius or anything. But could you care to explain the lyric "running through the pussy, need a dog pound". I've been stuck on it for a couple weeks.

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

This is Benjamin. He is Froot Loops. 14/10

If you ain’t got no giddy up 🤨 _/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ Then giddy out my wayᵉᵉᵉᵉ 👋 \ 🤠 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_

@SethWalton15 @MasonLauzonn @_hannahreive @NotSoFwodo Oof.

@MasonLauzonn @_hannahreive @NotSoFwodo Ummmm...

@jordan_morgan16 I sure as hell hope not

@evanstenhouse Are you including yourself on this notion?

Happy birthday to all the dads out there! 🎂🎂