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No. I got the AMC membership. I get to see 4 free movies a week for $27 a month. Go see a movie.

@BigZuri_ 😮‍💨

They really ruined this shoe making it a women’s release . They knew women ain’t want this fuccing shoe .

Eu realmente não interpretei esse choro como um de felicidade pelo filho nascer, mas dele pensando “meu sonho não deu certo, tenho que tomar responsabilidade, essa é a porra da minha vida agora”

February is Black History Month! Join us as we honor Black and African American communities, cultures, and history. Sesame Street has been forever shaped by Black artists and leaders who have brought so much to our neighborhood. Thank you for making our street such a special place! 💛💚

I think my waiting to the last day to shop for Christmas have finally caught up with me the kids gone kill me

Me on Christmas Eve trying to order presents on Amazon prime

@SeeRacists no fucking way

💔 HEARTBREAKING: Jerkera Battle was tragically k*lled when her ex-boyfriend, Adam Makowka broke into her home and shot her multiple times with an AR-15. 📍Pennsylvania

"don't be standoffish when we get there" me at the function:

taco bell crispy chicken avocado ranch burrito that’s the tweet

me zoning out during a conversation i started