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@evantoodle

Extreme dedication to a mediocre-at-best joke

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If you say you’re seeing the Mets, it either means you’re seeing baseball or both the opera and an art museum
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@bertmuthalaly I originally wrote “improvised music” and specifically thought, wow, I think all kinds of improv work so I changed it!
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bert@bertmuthalaly·
@evantoodle lol i took this as “improv theater” and honestly probably true
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bert@bertmuthalaly·
what are activities that help you practice staying easygoing when things aren’t going according to plan?
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Surreal going to a grocery store on its first day open. Everyone in the store is just looking around not buying anything
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mani@itsrainingmani·
ringing in the new year with some leetcode 🫡. we're on that employment grind
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evam lane@evantoodle·
If you see anemone, say anemone
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If you learn a new word it’s embarrassing if it’s an adjective. But not if it’s a noun
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evam lane@evantoodle·
The love of my life Naruto runs on airport walkways
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evam lane@evantoodle·
I can't believe they ruined Times Square with so many ads
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“Dominos pizza profile” sounds a lot more scary than it is
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Nick Trautmann@TheTrautinator·
i got a bone to pick with weird al yankovic. not ONE chappell roan parody song. there's a video of him covering Hot To Go with Will Forte... he could have at least made it about pizza or something. I'm just a little disappointed and disenchanted I guess
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evam lane@evantoodle·
If it was in Brooklyn then the $15 would be a sliding scale
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evam lane@evantoodle·
If I ever opened a venue in nyc I would wait for people to pay the entry fee then make them sign a legally binding document saying they will purchase at least $15 of drinks
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evam lane@evantoodle·
@alexnpress I love these kinds of questionable taste shirts. Found this one in a Tampa thrift store once
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Alex Press@alexnpress·
would love to own this shirt
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evam lane@evantoodle·
(The Grilled Cheese burrito which I eternally dislike for replacing the Quesorito)
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evam lane@evantoodle·
We can all agree Taco Bell’s menu thinks outside the bun, but the Grilled Cheese burrito menu item is even thinking outside the tortilla
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evam lane@evantoodle·
In an alternate universe Taco Bell re-invented the tostada instead of inventing the Crunchwrap supreme and collapsed as a business when they marketed it as “good to go”
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Æthelred the UnPreddy@ready4preddy·
ordering doordash without extenuating circumstances is a moral failing imo lol
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bert@bertmuthalaly·
durian separates the player characters from the NPCs
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evam lane@evantoodle·
A million got such good branding. One hundred thousand is jealous
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