evam lane

If you say you’re seeing the Mets, it either means you’re seeing baseball or both the opera and an art museum

@bertmuthalaly I originally wrote “improvised music” and specifically thought, wow, I think all kinds of improv work so I changed it!

@evantoodle lol i took this as “improv theater” and honestly probably true

what are activities that help you practice staying easygoing when things aren’t going according to plan?

Surreal going to a grocery store on its first day open. Everyone in the store is just looking around not buying anything

@itsrainingmani New year, new 21 game

ringing in the new year with some leetcode 🫡. we're on that employment grind

If you see anemone, say anemone

If you learn a new word it’s embarrassing if it’s an adjective. But not if it’s a noun

The love of my life Naruto runs on airport walkways

I can't believe they ruined Times Square with so many ads

“Dominos pizza profile” sounds a lot more scary than it is

@TheTrautinator It’s like he’s not even weird anymore!

i got a bone to pick with weird al yankovic. not ONE chappell roan parody song. there's a video of him covering Hot To Go with Will Forte... he could have at least made it about pizza or something. I'm just a little disappointed and disenchanted I guess

If it was in Brooklyn then the $15 would be a sliding scale

If I ever opened a venue in nyc I would wait for people to pay the entry fee then make them sign a legally binding document saying they will purchase at least $15 of drinks

@alexnpress I love these kinds of questionable taste shirts. Found this one in a Tampa thrift store once

would love to own this shirt

(The Grilled Cheese burrito which I eternally dislike for replacing the Quesorito)

We can all agree Taco Bell’s menu thinks outside the bun, but the Grilled Cheese burrito menu item is even thinking outside the tortilla

In an alternate universe Taco Bell re-invented the tostada instead of inventing the Crunchwrap supreme and collapsed as a business when they marketed it as “good to go”

ordering doordash without extenuating circumstances is a moral failing imo lol

durian separates the player characters from the NPCs

A million got such good branding. One hundred thousand is jealous