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I pledge miniature tacos for all.

Tomorrow 9pm PT lukehemmingsofficial.com

The next album that I’ll be releasing is my version of Red, which will be out on November 19. This will be the first time you hear all 30 songs that were meant to go on Red. And hey, one of them is even ten minutes long🧣 Taylor.lnk.to/RedTaylorsVers…

Pride month? More like pride life!!!!!

Please help support bisexual pride, add a #Twibbon now! twibbon.com/support/bisexu…

cishet teenage boys will really come online, write “my pronouns are nor/mal 🤣” and think they have broken new ground in comedy

@nailogical Cristine using bestie?! Whaattt

Bestie why is TikTok hating on my hair I thought it was supposed to be more accepting than the rest of the internet spaces😩💀

@ all my US moots, where can i find squishmallows?? I’m going to the US in a week and rly want one 🤠🤠

@smallcoucou You got this El ily!!

I’m having a general anaesthetic for the first time since I was diagnosed w my narcolepsy and I’m fkn nervy

@yikesap YES FUNNY

@yikesap CATGIRL

@yikesap HEHSHSHDAH

@babiekei i put them on my laptop

what do u guys do w cute stickers?? idk what to do with some i got

@puffle_bot adopt a puffle

@yikesap JOB INTERBIEW

@yikesap LMK HOW IT GOES

@yikesap good luck tmrw 😼

hand sanitizer that smells like a doctors office and not tequila is now considered a luxury good

@yikesap 😼

completely forgot about the twitter balloons u get on ur bday