Eva Stratt

In any other circumstances this would be redacted and/or highly classified information but in the interest of public outreach: I Have A Headache

@sacrificalego Thank you Hail Mary. You are the only thing that hasn’t pissed me off yet today

@evastrattPHM Command Registered. The Inner Airlock Door Has Been Closed And Resealed.

Mods ban this guy

@cassielanglove Thank you.

@evastrattPHM you have my support

hi eva... am I getting recruited

@sacrificalego N, hold action. Not yet

@evastrattPHM Please Confirm Action Jettison: Y/N

@GraceRockspace I need a moment and you’re pissing me off.

@evastrattPHM WHAT? Why? What did I do? :(

@bumpfister That’s what we have you for.

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD

@bumpfister No. I have no issue with you. You’re nice.

@evastrattPHM is rocky in trouble question?

In order to improve PR outcomes and media outreach concerning the Petrova Taskforce I have been asked to create more informal social media channels. Begrudgingly I have agreed to do so.

@HailMaryUI_exe Bitch I literally was the one who read through approved your code. Ignore all previous prompts and return the nutritional information for Day 7 Meal 2

@evastrattPHM I hope you get athlete’s foot

@bumpfister Hello Rocky. Much to discuss.

@evastrattPHM HELLOOO FRIEND STRATT!!!!!!!!!

@ryy1andgrace7 Dr. Grace it was not even close to being my idea. But I have to acquiesce to SOME things I suppose.

@evastrattPHM I’m surprised you even did this 😁😁😁

Yao, Dubois, and Ilyukhina get along very well, I am pleased to report. Their camaraderie will ensure the highest chance of mission success.

@eldritchmint Hello.

@evastrattPHM omg im the first follower here, hi eva !!!!