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@evathediva_

she/idc, probably (always) doing too much

London Katılım Haziran 2011
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𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐@JoroJrn·
The anxious ADHD urge to be incredibly clean in common spaces but have your room look like a storage room and a landfill had a kid
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Matt Slotnick
Matt Slotnick@matt_slotnick·
a 9-5 corporate job that pays $400K a year is like hitting the cosmic lottery. you have a higher quality of life than almost everyone that has ever lived in the history of the planet earth
ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ@hamptonism

This might be a hot take but I know someone at meta who makes $400k a year and is quite literally capped at that number for life - likely will never get a promotion strong enough to change that. 9-5 until they’re what, 50? This is not living. No matter the salary.

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Ona 𐙚
Ona 𐙚@ona_nky·
Do you guys know those parents who aren’t strict but somehow have really disciplined kids? 😩 What’s the science behind that?
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Paras Chopra
Paras Chopra@paraschopra·
Today I learned that in English: words starting with "gl-" often relate to light: gleam, glint, glance, glare, glaze, glimpse, glitter, gloss, glower, glisten, glaze, glitz, glazed. words starting with "sn-" often relate to nose: sniff, sneeze, snuff, snore, snort, snot.
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Steve Paxton
Steve Paxton@Steve__Paxton·
When Tesco built a superstore in my home town they sold bread for 9p a loaf until all the small baker’s shops closed down. Then they put the prices up…
Ron Kane@ka8895

Right now the cheapest loaf in Tesco is 55p for 800g (W. H. Neville white or brown, 22 slices). Tesco retains 4% of that as profit. 2p Cheapest eggs? 6 for £1. Obvs that is 4p profit or 0.6p per egg. 2 slices toast, 2 scrambled eggs, Tesco makes 1.3p

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Jefferson Cunha
Jefferson Cunha@Jefferson_Cunha·
Nada contra skincare coreana, mas eu confio mesmo é na francesa. Quero creme testado em gente que fuma desde os 16, bebe vinho todo dia e torra no sol da Côte d’Azur como se protetor solar fosse invenção recente.
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sigh swoon
sigh swoon@sighswoon·
When a loved one dies, there is this potent grace period where they seem to negotiate some deals for you in the heavens
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laura
laura@notundrunk·
still thinking about the two girls who i met in front of the stadium after the harry show while we were charging our phones, they heard my diabetes alarm and one of them came back with a water and a coke and she was like treat people with kindness 😭 i love girlhood
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Mariè
Mariè@p8stie·
Obeying women makes U handsome
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