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I don't so much have resting bitch face as I do a permanent eye roll 🙄
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Claire Marie
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Claire Marie
@ever_claire
the most extroverted introvert you'll ever meet.
chicago Katılım Ocak 2011
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Love how frivolously grown adults will use ‘boo’ to express disgruntlement openly
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A little offended that my Face ID still works on my extremely swollen post-wisdom teeth removal face…
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Jake just told me he keeps calendar reminders for all his long term pranks. Unsure how to level this playing field…
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Nothing says “I work in accounting” quite like starting an email with “happy friday jr”
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Another year older and another crop of strange old men wishing me happy birthday on linked in. #networking
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Feels like it should be mandatory to disclose that one loves to watch magic videos on YouTube before moving in with a significant other? 🤔
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Standard Wednesday afternoon mid-workday conversation:
*jake whispering* “are you on the phone?”
Me: “No”
Jake: “do chickens have to have sex to lay eggs?”
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why is twitter always at its funniest when the world is collapsing
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New Years resolution is to never hear the word unprecedented again.
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I’m really not ready for the world to be talking about Bitcoin again.
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Nothing goes as planned in 2020! #WeishFest starting at 8:20 CST - check out our auction items in the meantime! See you soon!
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Even better news, you can support small businesses who are supporting @Weish4Ever to celebrate #WeishFestAtHome!!!
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Chicago spots supporting #WeishFestAtHome in the city! Order the #WeishFest meal on delivery apps for Paradise Park 🍕, see @UproarChi's website for family meal pick up 🍝 or pre-order pick up for @therealsushisan 🍣, @TallBoyTaco 🌮 & @BubCityChi 🍔: exploretock.com/bub-city-chica…
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Tune in TOMORROW at 8p! Don’t miss laughs, feels, celeb guest appearances, music performances, and most of all supporting families battling cancer!
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Love these guys. Catch @BarstoolChief , @barstoolWSD and @EddieBarstool at @barstoolsports this Friday 8pm CT on the broadcast of WeishFest@Home ➡️ weishfest.com
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💙 Tune in FREE to #WeishFest@HomeEdition this Friday @ 8pm CT to help us, help others. Stream at weishfest.com
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Nicole received treatments at the hospital she works as an oncology nurse. Her passion to give never waivers. This amazing couple’s humility & drive ignites so much inspiration. Join Nicole & Pete and tune in free to WeishFest @ Home Edition on Fri 8pm at weishfest.com
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