Everyday PJ

@Roy_Anderson867 @sooner_todd @JVR405 Wemby and all the fat women in San Antonio

@sooner_todd @JVR405 Congratulations on your first szn of “belt to ass🤓”. Fuck okc, Wemby and company is coming 👽.

We thank you so much #NBA for rigging the league for my nothing ass city. 🥹🥰😍 Oklahoma CITY💯 #ThunderUp

Imagine you have a son and his career choice is going up to women on the street with a microphone and asking their body count

"Women are gold diggers" - says a nigga with no gold, no silver, bronze, plastic or iron

@babeotswejang 21. That’s 1+2+3+4+5+6

Gents…what’s your speed? 🫣

Smart guy finally cracked the Turkish ice cream hack 😂

OMG my friend has spent weeks ranting about this guy who ghosted her after a bunch of amazing dates… Turns out the man actually died last month 🥺🥲

you know who really toxic? TODDLERS. they terrorize you, destroy the house, and test your patience ALL day... then come cuddle like they haven't been acting like a felon since 7am.

omg?

You don’t truly know a woman until she has leverage over you.

A woman not wanting you because you're broke actually makes sense. No one wants to struggle. But wanting that same woman after making some money is foolishness I'll never understand.

Every guy want sex at the end. Not me tho, I’m different. I want it at the beginning.

Selling vagina tightening creams has to be the most profitable business because no one is coming out publicly to say it didn't work

Nobody is more surprised than your boss hearing about your PTO for the second time.

@Lush_Beauty1 Hit his ass with a cast iron skillet when he get back in bed

Ladies, how do u deal with a man who wakes up at night to erase children's homework simply because he’s not the biological dad? 😭

Corporate life will really have you beefing with a 66 year old man at 9am

Do NOT ask my CHILD anything that requires an ADULT ANSWER!! Scouting for informations through a CHILD when you can either ask their ADULT person or MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS is lowest level of boundaries!!

my biggest hater used to eat my ass

Charlie Kirk is fair game. George Floyd is fair game. Abortion, 9/11, Israel, black, white, gay, straight. It’s all fair game in comedy.

On my way to Beijing in Air Force One