Evie

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Evie

@evietella

she/her. deranged tweets from a poor woman who just wants to be a good wife. minors dni 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Katılım Eylül 2021

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Evie@evietella·1d

I can confirm there is at least one Brazilian wandering about with a Tesco bag (me)

Georgia Leigha Gilholy@llggeorgia

If thousands of Londoners are carrying around Trader Joe’s totes despite the shop literally not existing here, does that mean there are New Yorkers wandering about clutching Sainsbury’s bags???

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stop being horny. find jesus@stopthehorny·5 Nis

I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop

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lake micah@afrofatalism·2d

there are leland palmers everywhere for those with eyes to see

Robert F. Kennedy Jr@RobertKennedyJr

Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.

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Evie@evietella·2d

otters are too good for this world, too pure

In Otter News....@In_Otter_News2

Dad is trying his best, OK?

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Evie@evietella·2d

@franconedits is that… lana parrilla?!?

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Francon Edits@franconedits·2d

little scene of baby François to light up your Sunday

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Evie@evietella·2d

@4Z4ROS4_ same

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.⋆♱demonicanִֶָ🪽་༘࿐@4Z4ROS4_·2d

my problem is i swear i can drive an f1 car without prior experience

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Evie@evietella·2d

it’s cold and i’m cuddling with my dog under a blanket nothing you weirdos can say will ruin my mood

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w.@doublegee___·3d

every single problem l'm facing in my life rn can be solved by a large amount of money entering into my bank acct.

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Evie@evietella·2d

no The OC and no One Tree Hill? biased af

Ali Tekin@alitekintr

BBC Culture, en iyi 100 diziyi listeledi. Kaydedin lazım olur.

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wendell sandico@wendellsandico·2d

Met Gala tomorrow, Tony nominations Tuesday, Cannes next week - big time for people like me who love to comment on random stuff

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Evie@evietella·2d

in eliza hamilton's words: "well I'm going back to sleep"

clara@leclercsletters

the current situation in the paddock 😳 raining, lightning and thunders... (video from 4 minutes ago) 🎥: simoyesman

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maria@natashasfanny·3d

andy sachs on linkedin before she was hired at runway as features editor:

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Evie@evietella·3d

WE HAD SPICE RIVALRY (OR HEATED POSH?) BEFORE SPICE GIRLS REUNION YAAAAAY

connor storrie defense attorney@royzanov

AND NOW HIS ASS IS WEARING VICTORIA BECKHAM X GAP ON SNL LMAOOO

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Evie@evietella·3d

eu amo que carioca ofende TODOS os turistas, mas se vc tá no uber dele, tu é patrão e vai com deus 🙏

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Evie@evietella·3d

PEAK CASTING

Saturday Night Network@thesnlnetwork

Kash Patel 👀 Aziz Ansari #SNL

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Evie@evietella·3d

@r4chtuita sandy e junior daria publico facilmente

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rach@r4chtuita·3d

Será que algum dia teremos algum artista brasileiro como atração principal??

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Evie@evietella·3d

se a gente espera lotação, vai ser na praia do vidigal ou na praia vermelha e olhe lá

acervo iwtv@acervoiwtv

quando que vai ser o vampiro lestat em copacabana

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Poirot@Argenpoirot·3d

Nunca olvidemos cuando Shakira mando a sacar con una grúa el árbol que ella plantó en la casa de Pique. Lo dejo sin nada por infiel jajajajaja. ME PONGO DE PIE Y APLAUDO.

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Evie@evietella·3d

@jairmearrependi @CavaliereRio *desde que não seja o Coldplay pq eles tem palco monumental de led mas não queremos bandas de heteros

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jairme@jairmearrependi·3d

Seguinte prefeito @CavaliereRio, Cláusula de contrato dos próximos shows. Todos tem que ter palco monumental de led igual o da Beyoncé/Taylor Swift/Shakira. Não tem? Feche o quiosque. Quem concorda respira

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júlia :)@ju__vianna

parece uma alucinação mas é o RJ: duolingo na frente do Copacabana Palace vestido de Shakira entalando ao tentar subir em um carro de som pra dançar waka waka. perdeu a peruca e as roupas no processo mas conseguiu performar

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