evil69wizard

Caught slurpin #NintendoSwitch2 #PokemonPokopia

@NorthernIion_LP i wouldnt let this fucker anywhere near my poker table

today's stream got me thinking about fossilman

Photos that go hard as fuck #NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld

Woke up in a jolly ass mood this morning

what are you supposed to do when you live with chronic pain and a bunch of stupid fucking mental health disorders, im fucking miserable no matter what I do and I can't get it together enough to do the things that make it better

people don't knock at the front door anymore, i dont know if its the phones or if its something in the water, but deadass people just smack the door one time as hard as they can and then stand there

like I can't tell how much of the sentiment around this controller is it actually being a good controller, and how much is valve dickriders pogging at le epic reddit wilhelm scream and people with really niche use cases praising it for things I don't personally care for

The steam controller just seems overpriced, ugly, and full of features that I don't really understand the point of when the controller costs 100 dollars and every review i've seen says "it feels cheap"

Someone should rewrite classic and important literature as furry visual novels so that you guys understand more concepts and references

I really love Mario Kart World, but like, I'm never left feeling like this game didn't shit the bed in nearly every choice it made, and it gets more blatant every time I open it

Mario Kart World's shortcomings are often waved away as the game catering to casual play and how not everything should be for competitive players, but as I revisit Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, I find that it is much better both as a party game, and a competitive game, than MKW

@supermega you guys should really invest in a calendar or something

We’re having a party at Peter Thiel’s house tomorrow, so we’re pushing our stream to Friday. See you guys there!

@Anon727940 @Infmilk_bsky do you think mickey takes the gloves off when he sticks two fingers in minnies mouse pussy?

@Infmilk_bsky who the fuck wears gloves in a bath

yeah dude, i am working on another sonic project as we speak

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Jason Mamoa is hot in theory but not really in practice (which is not to say hes ugly at all), and that's such an odd type of guy to be

@MarioKrtWrldFan @elBunny25 @Stealth40k It has a lot of stuff sure, but it's got a lot of other inexcusable cut corners, like DK and Pauline each having one costume each. It is literally no skin off of Nintendo's back to slightly improve the game in some menial ways for free and have one or two paid bigger things

@elBunny25 @Stealth40k Games don’t NEED DLC, games get DLC when developers decide after launch they want to add more content, in Mario Kart Worlds Context the game is already extremely full, 30 Tracks over 200 Routes Full Fledged soundtrack, multiple modes FREAROAM I could go on

Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa says Mario Kart World is a crucial game that will be a perennial staple in Switch 2's lineup: “While I must refrain from disclosing detailed sales figures for specific individual titles, Mario Kart World is a crucial title that we intend to continue selling over the entire lifecycle of the Nintendo Switch 2. We remain committed to conveying its appeal to consumers and aim to ensure it continues to be embraced by a wide audience as a perennial staple in our lineup.” nintendoeverything.com/mario-kart-wor…

@in_his_ash @Stealth40k I feel like if they do paid DLC they'll change the price to the new splatoon raiders star fox 50$ digital 60$ physical pricing, and then give everyone who bought the game full price the first DLC for free

@Stealth40k I don't care what DLC you develop, I'm not spending £80 on Mario Kart

@NoNamed362295 @Fobbynoyytt @flurryfrenzy I was agreeing with you big man

@evil69wizard @Fobbynoyytt @flurryfrenzy Yeah their inherently Agender not masculine, as stated Genderless not masculine. By default their spieces don't have a gender, meaning toadsworth and toadette are trans masc and trans fem respectively.

Just tell me where he is, Nintendo. Idc if he's in the ground. I just want closure. Please.

Bush did 67

@NoNamed362295 @Fobbynoyytt @flurryfrenzy On god I have never looked at one of those wimpy fuckers and thought "yeah that guy is inherently masculine"

@Fobbynoyytt @evil69wizard @flurryfrenzy Yes. "Nintendo has revealed that long-serving Super Mario ally Toad, assumed to be male, is in fact genderless," independent.co.uk/games/mario-ch…