Bael ⛧

I’m back

@fionnst4r I would make you dinner and dessert

so dead.. wish i had someone to cook me dinner

nightmare blunt rotation but it’s just me and the view outside your window

@fionnst4r You keep saying that, I’ll show up at your door

@evilbael i deserve you

1.5k i’m so blessed 😘

Clingy girls are like stray cats that keep showing up because you fed them once.

@lusfwer See, you get it

@evilbael same 💔

the obsessive yearner in me just wants to experience true romance

nothing hotter than a possessive girl who gets so obsessed with you that she stalks everything you do

need a loyal nerdy girl that only looks at me and follows me around like a little puppy

clingy girls are the closest thing we have to angels

dating a twitter girl is like adopting a stray cat that needs a lot of care

@gothbunny666420 tsk tsk

@evilbael He won't let me 💔

Normalize biting your partner as a sign of affection

first date idea

no one talks about the girls who love being praised but are bad at taking compliments

@xoxosols He’s loss anyway

@evilbael why don’t he want me back

that insane girl on twitter is definitely your soulmate

Normalize stalking your crush as a sign of devotion

“I want a stalker bf” until he actually kidnaps you