Ron D

Panera Bread commercial director: "Ok, let's do one more take...but could you eat the sandwich like an asshole?"

@ClownWorld The kids name is ebt

NASA: So then we told them we were going back ro the moon, and launching on April Fools Day #nasal #moon #ironic

NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon buff.ly/advexBS

@IfindRetards 1

How many flags in the bio or name before you consider them retarded?

Can we bring back Valley girls?

@LivnDeadGrl87 Have you watched Bodycam yet? If not I think you'll dig it.

@ClownWorld Everything was better in the 80s

Wow

@EOMediaReacts I've seen your high school picture. You looked like Carlton then, now you're Uncle Phil

@evildeadron 🤣🤣 you can do way better than that. All bald headed black dudes with a gray beard don’t look alike

I’m hurt 🤣🤣🤣

@AdamSchefter @SeifertESPN Replace them all with robots / AI

Ongoing labor negotiations between the NFL and NFL Referees Association broke off earlier than scheduled this week as the sides were unable to make progress toward a new collective bargaining agreement. More via @SeifertESPN: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@AnthonyCumia We should stop deporting and just start executing illegals

What the fuck are we doing America? Honestly, how long will this shit continue unabated?

@ClownWorld MC Shroom

@ClownWorld The only thing bigger than her delusions is that forehead

@AdamWickham8 @Wario64 Two wrongs don't make a right

@evildeadron @Wario64 Armageddon is in the Criterion Collection. KPop Demon Hunters is fine.

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Make today stop

@ZODIAC_MF Neither are Donnie Brasco

BETTER

@MelonieMac They do gobble alot of meat

Have you ever heard of a gay carnivore person? Yeah, me neither

@RepNancyMace Why hasn't one of them gone in front of a camera and named names?

The survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's trafficking network have been waiting for justice for over 20 years. Thousands of victims do not happen with one accomplice. But the monsters who destroyed their lives have never faced accountability. Just silence, delays, and a system more interested in protecting the powerful than the victims. We are STILL waiting. Justice is long overdue.

@FigmentFL @dom_lucre I Ran is a great song

@dom_lucre Seagulls are a protected species for some dumb reason.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This New Jersey man just got sentenced to 8 months in prison for decapitating seagull that tried to steal French fry from daughter sentenced to 8 months.