Andy Bowers

14 years ago, @Humani_TCafe (RIP) celebrated Natal Day, as only a proud, daredevil gelato slinging Halifax biz could. It still haunts me. #EatCoastLifestyle

Bye, July. Don’t let the muggy, damp ass door hit you on the way out. Why is August holding a dehumidifier?

Most Nova Scotia Tinder profile pics have swapped out a freshly caught fish with a dehumidifier.

Trump: “Oh how nice, the Canadian Nova Scotians are on board with these new tariffs and extended us an olive branch. I bet it’s lobster!” *opens box* Trump is attacked by ticks, June Bugs & a Sullivan’s Pond goose.

Somewhere, a Dollar Store employee begins unpacking candy canes.

Idk, maybe instead of complaining about smoke, the United States could send up some help with our wildfires like we do when their forests are burning to the ground.

Reminder, explosive diarrhea is addressing America tonight, live at 10pm Atlantic

There are plenty of things wrong with this Province and not having the guts to name one of those helicopters “Donair Force One” is definitely in the Top 3.