Joakim Evjen

Elon showing up at the Tesla HQ tomorrow

BODØ/GLIMT ER SERIEMESTER I OBOS-LIGAEN OG SKAL SPILLE ELITESERIEN I 2018! WATCH OOOOOUT!

She really said it.

@MagnusBarstad Kunstgress, været, vind, ballen får en annerledes vannprofil på kunstgress, det var kaldt, antall grader nord gir en kognitiv tilvenningsperiode for å kunne tolke spillet kjapt nok

Larry David writing a NYT guest essay as a man having dinner with Hitler, just to roast Bill Maher as a smug, self-important clown, is the stuff of comedy legend.

Hitler seeing that his biggest fans in 2025 are a bipolar black rapper and a gay Mexican virgin.

BREAKING: The identity of the McDonald’s worker who ratted out Luigi Mangione has been revealed

Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence

Goal. Evjen levels for Bodo/Glimt. #MUFC || #UEL

6,714 Bodø Glimt fans. Biggest ever away following at Old Trafford for a European town with MUFC. And this was before they scored twice

This gets you elected these days

Trump supporters try not to harass women challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

never reposted anything so fast

Bill Burr displaying once again that he’s that dude twitter.com/Acid_Communist…

Yes. I was fortunate enough to style Sebastian Stan in this Mac inspired look for the Met Gala this year.

@nicolaisenm @Veigar91 accurate

Sitatmaskin @Veigar91 på vorspiel: «Å se @evjenem spille padel, e som å se 90+12 i AFCON»

Ryktes at Dagny flytter til Bodø for å bli korist for Halvdan

It's not quite Dylan Thomas, but Ryan Giggs' erotic poetry (which was read out to the courtroom during his trial) was a poignant contribution to the Welsh canon. Highlights include: "You are my soul... which makes me hard as a totem pole."