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@russthefuss_ Bend kitten

@drunkyuhyun1 @evorexic hi

Men dating bisexual women need to realize her sexual fantasy is not a threesome. She wants to peg you.

@MAGAJake221 @mark_slapinski The nigga kinky so what

@benjwlkr one mans trash is another mans treasure

Feeling emotional so I’m going to stare at a wall for 6 hours about it

I’m a bad person But at least

kissing on the cheek has become a lost art form

imagine having a cavity and your dentist cancels your appointment because he has to go do his evil little gay things

because light mode killed my grandma okay …

i need to become more violent

@SexyChristian7 i got invested

I’m trapped in Buckingham palace HELP!

need

i love when medicine ads say don’t take if allergic

my babysitter’s a vampire (2011)

merp :P

Screenshoting the fuck out of snapchat stories recently

@pursuitofza cooked me i fear

@evorexic Ok buddy

words like “eepy” “veggies” and “nuggies” make me so uncomfortable Never say that shit around me

@piglaced @evorexic “we” have jobs

@icedcarmocha LOL it’s ok twitter is made for sharing opinions, you have nothing to apologize for

@evorexic Well, after re-reading your initial tweet, I can say I respect your opinion and I'm sorry i ever weighed in on it.

@icedcarmocha yeah sry idk why u got jumped for saying that u were clearly joking

@evorexic Fun fact: SOME autistic people (such as myself) do say these things, it's also became fairly common online, "Nuggies" is used by some autistic people because the "ideal autistic meal" are dino nuggies.