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@Nightsinwhites this does NOT work!!!!!!!11!

@evzentable Unfortunately 💀

WHY DID I JUST FIND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY CD MADE FOR MY DAD AND WHY DOES IT HAVE FUCKING MR OIZO ON IT??!?!?!?!?

@Nightsinwhites is it this? omg lol youtube.com/watch?v=XvQYwM…

@evzentable Don't look it up on YouTube its AWFUL. Im convinced whoever gave this to my dad hates him

@Nightsinwhites why is Praise you labeled by "fatboy+daftpunk" lmao

The french touch lore thickens...

when yo shawty says “me or the bassline from daft punk’s voyager” so you lowkey start to mentally prepare yourself for the breakup speech you’re about to endure

Wife and I have tried everything. Therapy. Fertility clinic. Our last hope is Gentlemelon

toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity

executive dysfunction

Who the fuck is keeping the shaq gummies in business, like why do I have to restock an empty shelf of them twice a week and I've never sold any when im working the front

got too sad thinking about epilogue so i blocked mr oizo

i cant stop thinking abt this picture its so funny

@PBATour @TheCW the next post is gonna be a pic of me being a 0 time pba tour champion

ONE MORE SLEEP!!! Watch the 2026 PBA Players Championship on Sunday, Feb. 22 at 4pm ET on @TheCW.

🚨new Discovery era Daft Punk interview just dropped! 27 minutes long! "The Weirdest Interview I've Ever Had" Interviewing Daft Punk | Much Rewind youtu.be/P92PlsWgtII?si…

@_namori_fan_ @MeiRevengeance stop tweeting at me

@MeiRevengeance @evzentable i found a waifu for you

@bowieclickjogos @thebiggestlie21 I'm not as big on the whole album as you are but how do you sleep is the most underrated lcd song ever. makes me feel the same way as dance yrself clean.

@thebiggestlie21 How Do You Sleep is legit a top 3 track from them Other than that, the title track slaps, Tonite slaps, Call the Police slaps, Emotional Haircut slaps

2017 was alright but there are still some essentials I haven't listened to Oh and I'll defend American Dream WITH MY LIFE if I have to. 2017 aoty.

@_namori_fan_ @VektorSkylar ?

@VektorSkylar @evzentable let me know if you have been conditioned to be lustful or not

understand that lust and pornography are very serious sins

@SFStLouis front actually, I think!

It’s #TrainlessTuesday at Six Flags St. Louis! 🎢 We have to know: are you team FRONT ROW or BACK ROW on American Thunder? 👇

@_namori_fan_ How many is that in

@evzentable do a 6000th tweet special

@_namori_fan_ Who liked this tweet

@evzentable you never tweet thoughts yet you are still controversial