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LGBTQ+ queens

Who ever invented singing happy birthday is the fucking antichrist like, worst thing ever from both parts, singing it and having it sang to u

@baaaaarloow Don’t be like that

nasty

@itsrosiemossIey Are u

@ewan_knops Are you mad

@courtneyfiskfan Creature

@coourtneyf Grow up

Just want tinnies on a field with pals pls sir

Girls on hinge: “I’m overly competative about everything” cool cool cool

@courtneyfiskfan @coourtneyf U know what Abi Fox rhymes with, shite craic

ANYBODY SEES THIS BIKE OR SEES IT BEING SOLD,PLS MESSAGE ME. STOLEN FROM OUTSIDE THE ROYAL VICTORIA INFIRMARY.I’m a student nurse slogging my arse off, just finished a 13 hour shift to no bike. These people would have known this is a NHS workers bike. With absolutely no remorse.

@xyzachh @HAWYSEVANS As if you’ve ever been to an afters

@coourtneyf So quirky 👉👈👉👈

Me reading a text and ignoring it until I gain enough energy to be social again

“Wyd?” “Nothing why?” *Incoming call*

tested positive for sad

Texting my same three friends each hour

Noones gonna have any hair left to trim