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acabei de tira uma barata da minha casa with my bare hands e taquei ela pela janela, espero n ter acertado ngm

@mah_zarpellon ja vendeu?

I have a confession. Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan. They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory. And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album. They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot. The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part. The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that. The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia. Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances. I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.

I guess Tory Lanez and his bro weren’t lying when they told Jay Z to stop touching kids on this track

NÃO FOI A PRIMEIRA VEZ QUE ESSES VERMES ATACARAM

tavam falando tanto do comercial da havaianas q eu achei q sla a fernanda torres tava td de vermelho cm o hino da união soviética tocando de fundo e queimando a bandeira dos eua com a mão esquerda ai fui ver e é literalmente só isso aq, tipo NAO TEM NADA

essa ball knowledge é p poucos

esses dia tava tomando uma e reconheci uma amiga do prezinho q tava junto no role.. fizemo uma trip down memory lane

Rasheed Wallace! I told him I was a big fan of him growing up and he said “get the fuck out of my face” so definitely the attitude holds up on and off the court

❤️ @shaiglalex showed love to @TyHaliburton22 after Game 7!

vem no galope

@mekazmija tem q caga no ultimo andar do verde, melhor lugar q tem

A chegada das cadeiras de rodas para os doguinhos paraplégicos e a ansiedade do Golden pra usar a dele.

Caitlin Clark celebrating her birthday by knocking down 50-of-54 threes! (Via @IndianaFever)

ROBBED

Cooper Flagg's new commercial for NEW BALANCE: The Intelligent Choice!

MIXTAPE LEGEND 🔥 HBD @AustinRivers25 Class of 2011 Rankings: Rivals: 1 MaxPreps: 2 ESPN: 3 USA Today Player Of The Year

@kpzao_ obrigado por me proporcionar o que só voce me proporciona

hj fui no shopping com o @ewankondo_ 😍

@mateusalp sem condições esse JKKKKKKKKK