Ewen MacIntosh

Gift idea? Why not a personalised video message from Ewen MacIntosh for birthdays/surprises, etc. Get yours at celebvm.com/ewenmacintosh #TheOffice #ewenmacintosh @ewenmacintosh

Future speeches to include 'Cross Grid', 'Wordsearch' and 'Spot The Difference'

@Fiona99 Not too bad 👍

Another time waster if you're into that sort of thing Actorle 19 3/8 🟨⬛🟩 Play here: actorle.com

@Johngreenway09 I wish I could!

@ewenmacintosh can you explain the film the lobster please mate? I have just watched the most bizarre film I’ve ever seen!

@awilliamscomedy Clarification: I don't understand what the content has to do with the title. It's just 20 minutes moaning that nobody likes you

@ewenmacintosh Then how can you comment on something you can’t understand?

@awilliamscomedy Yes but I don't understand it.

@ewenmacintosh Have you watched it?

@ANeighbourino @awilliamscomedy Ah. I see where you get your name. Carry on

@ANeighbourino @awilliamscomedy How am I offended?

Dear Diary, Bit of a mixed day today if I'm being honest... (Will Smith, March 28, 2022)

And yes I've heard the stupid anecdote about him getting shot in the head. I've made my mind up. Gif.

Now the guy who created the gif has died I've decided to go back to calling it a gif again. jif always felt silly.

Right. Today's the day to spot just how brazen all the Wordle cheaters actually are 2/6 again eh?

@Carra23 @LFC Imagine Eric Hitchmough doing the Man City team talk "Just knock it down to the byline and... I don't believe in that in the workplace"

When you stop playing for @LFC then get the kit back on!

@awilliamscomedy Have your slaves been getting strange looks in the village shop again?

In the Middle Ages everyone believed in God and everyone knew what a woman was. Then the “progressives” came along.

@Cathintheattic1 We don't call them 'takes' we call them 'rehearsals' 😛😛😛

Just watching Appraisals, wondering how many takes it took @ewenmacintosh?

@TimSideburns @RobertS71167549 @LozzaFox Why can't I dust off my BAFTAS along with my Golden Globe and Comedy Awards? Seems a bit unfair

@Christinehp01 @LozzaFox That's annoying, until today I really thought you were going to buy one 🤔🤷‍♂️

@ewenmacintosh @LozzaFox Na

@SharonPunt @LozzaFox ??????