Never forget that Nickelodeon groomed 3-year-olds to believe that buying a baby was a form of love. A children’s brand using a cartoon to normalize and celebrate a world where a babies are acquired by unrelated adults. The episode features a “two mommies” family, a “two daddies” family, “non-binary babas,” “trans family members,” “queer friends,” a drag queen MC, and a cartoon beaver with visible mastectomy scars. It signs off with “happy pride month.” 5 million views and counting. A “two mommies” home is a child whose father was bought, sold, or signed away before the child could speak. A “two daddies” home is a child whose mother was paid to walk away. The mastectomy scars on the cartoon beaver are recruiting imagery dressed up as inclusion. They target small children because small children have not learned enough yet to know they are being lied to. Getting to your kid before you do is the entire strategy.
