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Good news from Säbener Straße today: • Jamal Musiala and Alphonso Davies have resumed team training and were able to complete the entire session • Aleksandar Pavlović is back with the team and completed the major part of the session • Jonas Urbig has resumed individual goalkeeping training [@BILD]

Over the weekend, Egypt national team director Ibrahim Hassan claimed that 'he has heard' about offers from PSG and Bayern Munich for Mohamed Salah @ismaeelmahmoudd (@winwinallsports) reached out to Max Eberl, who categorically denied this claim: "No, Mohamed Salah did not receive any offer from Bayern"

@nickshirleyy No, no it’s not unfortunately the true frauds are using scapegoats to divert your attention and all your doing is supporting them. Daycares are the least likely fraud issue. Still no movement on uncovering farmer tax fraud huh? I wonder if that’s cause they support trump…

Fraudsters got away with defrauding Americans for far too long, enough was enough Their day of reckoning is upon them.

@ICEgov Can they get pardoned when the next dem president happens? Just asking where we draw lines on abusing the law.

If you threaten ICE, or their families, you WILL face the full force of federal law. Our courageous men and women face death threats, just like this, every day. Individuals making the threats will be held accountable.

@ericmetaxas @Franklin_Graham Yet you guys cringe at one expressing his faith differently in New York.

Holy Week begins with President Trump sharing the Gospel. He posted the letter written to him by @Franklin_Graham declaring that Jesus is the only way to Heaven. We have never had a President so pro-faith.

@votekeithallen I cannot find the pictures from Jan 6th of you guys cleaning up either. 🤷‍♂️ gotta paint the narrative however you see it I guess

No Kings, but apparently NO CLEANUP either….

@Shieldfeist @FabrizioRomano @iMiaSanMia Right so burnley aren’t gettin relegated again? Because clearly it’s not anything to do with the millions of euros the other clubs spend???

@FabrizioRomano @iMiaSanMia Good thing he went to Germany. Couldn’t hack it in the premier league. Was a Burnley coach that oversaw them get relegated, yet look at him winning tittles upon titles, coaching the biggest team in Germany. Further proving the depth of difference between the two leagues.

🚨 Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß on showing full trust to Kompany: “His contract is until 2029, that's five years… an eternity in today's football. That was an incredible show of faith”. “We wanted to express that we are completely convinced of his work”, told Kicker via @iMiaSanMia.

@mattvanswol What was the proud boys then? Lame ass mf your a paid actor as well

Just so we are clear here... DEFINITELY NOT PAID PROTESTORS showed up here in Asheville NC with coordinated outfits, professionally made signs, and a FULL BLOWN MARCHING BAND... ...and you want me to believe that there isn't MASSIVE funding behind this???!! Follow. The. Money.

@JDVance My interest is on the farmers of America getting tax free vehicles that are lifted trucks. Till then yap on about how it’s the “illegals” when the Americans who commit the fraud are possibly worse.

Ending the fraud industrial complex is about putting the interests of American citizens first.

@mattvanswol Jesus Christ seek a life outside politics, you might not be as schizo.

I've tried rewriting this to be less angry… Screw that. I'm fucking sick and tired of the GOP pretending like they can't do anything. WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN "WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING"??? Don't any of you realize what's at stake here? Do any of you actually give a damn about the country or where Democrats will take it once they gain power? Are you not paying attention AT ALL to what's happening? If Democrats win the midterms... it's over. Fucking done. No DOGE cuts. No Executive Orders codified. No opportunity to cut legislative regulations. None of it. And guess what happens after that? They start passing bills. They actually do everything you won't do, for God-only-knows-what-reason... They nuke the filibuster DAY ONE. They start ramming through insanity. Transgender plays in Uganda are back. Elmo in Afghanistan comes back. NPR/PBS funding is back. ICE gets defunded. ALL OF THIS IS ON THE TABLE AND YOU DO... …NOTHING TO TRY TO STOP THE ABSOLUTE SHIT STORM THAT IS ABOUT TO BEFALL YOU???? YOU CAN’T EVEN PASS THE SAVE ACT SO AT THE VERY LEAST WE CAN HAVE ELECTION INTEGRITY??? YOU WON'T DEFUND THE FUCKING TALIBAN???? WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE GOP????!!!!!! The playbook is obvious. It's been staring you in the face this entire time. Yet you are content to ONCE AGAIN TAKE LOOOOOOONG vacations and make bullshit tweets, Fox News appearances and cringe-ass TikTok videos and do podcasts blaming Democrats. WE DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR CONTENT. NOT ONE!!! We want you to deliver results. That's ALL WE HAVE EVER WANTED FROM YOU. Do any of you seriously think you'll win again without Trump on the ballot to drag your sorry asses over the finish line? You think you'll be able to come back home and look us in the eye and make up excuses for why you didn't deliver? No way. Maybe that worked for you in the past, but not this time. The stakes are far, far too high. Stop talking about what you’d do, “if only you had the power.” You have power. Right now. Today. And if you’re too cowardly to use it… then STOP ASKING FOR MORE OF IT FROM US. “We can’t do anything” is no longer a valid excuse for your pathetic performance, it’s just a confession that you don't care enough to try. It’s you admitting you’re fine with losing. You’re fine with the country going to hell in the hands of the Left. Would you PLEASE fight for us by actually PASSING LAWS???? Use every lever you’re allowed to touch and make Democrats explain, on record, why they’re voting the way they’re voting. Put clean, single-issue bills on the floor and make them vote yes or no. Make them OWN it. If your own GOP leadership blocks it? Then NAME them. LOUDLY. Don't let them hide. Be relentless. All gas, no breaks until the midterms. I am literally watching you treat the most important moment in politics like a content calendar... ...and I’m telling you right now, our collective patience for this crap is GONE. And Trump won't be there to save you either when it's election time and you ask us for votes and we ask you for your record. None of us are asking for perfection. We’re literally just asking for ANY PROOF AT ALL that you care about America enough to save her. Deliver results. Or don’t be surprised when the people you keep taking for granted stop showing up to rescue you from yourself.

@WhiteHouse Why isn’t it? They’re sending their kids into the city’s they live near with their lifted farming equipment to do donuts and pick up the young chicks. Good thing they pay taxes on those trucks…. Oh wait they register them as farming equipment and get it tax free.. oh no 😟

MAKE AMERICAN FARMING GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸

@LFC_Sam__ Saying this like when a certain chat gpt merchant wouldn’t yap on about a release clause would get an entire certain fan base to post all over X about how Olise is going to LFC. Just fair play atp gotta respect that they’re both annoying.

This is just a mental illness at this point

@TruckVisor @TheFormerExpert @EricLDaugh You’re right, they just call you a retard, and say tuh tuh tuh today junior. 🤡

@TheFormerExpert @EricLDaugh A lot of people have speech impediments, accents, broken english etc. And you judge them for it??? Based upon his actions, he seems bright, yet awkward. Calling someone a CREEP for their SPEECH PATTERN is the type of intolerance we are against in USA.

🚨 NICK SHIRLEY PUMMELS GAVIN NEWSOM: "When you go out and expose the fraud, Gavin Newsom, he posted [an] AI generated image saying, 'where are the kids,' trying to depict me as a PERVERT for exposing fraud!" "How SICK does a governor have to be to say that the kid exposing the fraud is the bad person versus the fraudsters that are stealing the money?!" 🫳🏻🎤 @nickshirleyy

@EricLDaugh Dude I think if Trump took a world record shit youd post it like a proud parent. Is he like funding you or fucking you at least so you get noticed for this level of dick riding?

🚨 NOW: President Trump just BROKE OUT into an energetic YMCA dance at the White House and the crowd of farmers went crazy 47's still got it! 🔥🤣

@BoLoudon So when the guy from New York does it, big deal and he’s trying to destroy America. Trump does it and he’s saving America. You people are the problem with this country.

🚨BREAKING: Jesus Christ was just HONORED from the White House Cabinet meeting. We're not in a political battle. We're in a spiritual battle. I'm on the side of JESUS CHRIST! God bless the Trump administration. Follow: @BoLoudon

@PapaJewSports You guys already made George Floyd Halloween costumes and made jokes about that shit for years. So let free speech be free, can dish it out but can’t take the heat.

Im gonna cosplay as George Floyd

@Itz_Crossbow @FabrizioRomano No this is in response to certain ChatGPT merchant who kept preying on all of you braindead PL fans.

@FabrizioRomano Bros still pissed we stole wirtz from them lmao

🚨 Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß closes doors to Liverpool linked with Michael Olise: “Remember Liverpool spent €500m last summer and are having a very bad season”. “So we won’t be contributing to them playing better next year”, told DPA.

@TPageCW @iAnonPatriot Funny, so did Mr Kirk deserve to die? Because by your standards with some of the shit he said he should’ve been knocked out or worse. 🤷‍♂️ Free speech just sucks when it’s not for your beliefs huh?

@iAnonPatriot I’m no Erika Kirk fan or apologist, but this dude needs to be knocked out. You don’t get to mock our people any more than we get to do black face and mock yours.

Black comedian named ‘Druski’ puts on whiteface to mock Erika Kirk.. 👀

@MattWalshBlog I’ll still be here champ don’t worry. ☺️

My user experience just got 500 times better

@OuroborosProjek @bennyjohnson Right I’ll finish you off, your the only one paying for a blue check mark to talk to themselves with their tinfoil theories. Maybe it’s time you get off the internet and stop trying to be so philosophical, it’s not working for you.

@exceric @bennyjohnson Yet you are still the only one who has mentions left, right, or politics. Quit projecting your assumptions. If all you say is J6 then if the shoe fits, but hey your words not mine.

Nick Shirley is shocked when a California man says of Gavin Newsom, “I’d vote for him because he got me released, coming home from a life sentence… He didn’t hold me back.” Shirley: “What were you locked up for?” Man: “Murder, carjacking and robbery.”