Captain Bryant

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This is really scaring me, is he going to Nuke?

This one has always confused me.

@peterrhague Many years ago they used a previous Easter Bunny as “confirmation” that Trump was Q 🙄

How is a person supposed to tell if they are having a psychotic break or not these days? Everyone else can see the big rabbit listening to Trump talk about bombing Iran, right?

You didn’t show us any grace when you called us unamerican and unpatriotic so fuck off

@johnkonrad If that was true you’d be absolutely right! It’s just not true. Idk what else to tell you.

Look, I get it, Dems. You think buying Greenland is dumb. You think trash-talking NATO is dumb. You think Hegseth firing generals is dumb. You think bombing Iran is dumb. Fine. Maybe you’re right. Maybe you’re wrong. I’ll buy you a beer and we can argue about it. But that’s not the point. Every administration in American history has done dumb things. Jefferson had an embargo that tanked his own economy. LBJ had Vietnam. Carter sold the Panama Canal for $1. W. had “Mission Accomplished.” Obama had…. where do I even begin? Dumb is bipartisan. Dumb is American. Dumb is fine. DC runs on dumb decisions. What NONE of them ever did, what is truly, mind-melting, pants-on-head, clown-car-fire, galaxy-brained, lead-paint-chip-eating, 50-IQ-Neanderthal-ripping-a-bong dumb, was pay NGOs by the busload to smuggle tens of millions of people, including actual convicted criminals, across a border we spent trillions pretending to defend, then hand them free four-star hotels, free cell phones, free ATM cards, and a court date in 2031 they were never going to show up for. That is not a policy. That is a SNL cold open someone forgot to write a punchline for. A five-year-old with a juice box could tell you that was Bozo-the-Clown-on-crack, Weekend-at-Bernie’s-running-DHS, “hold-my-beer-I’m-gonna-try-something” levels of stupid. My golden retriever could have run a tighter border. A Magic 8-Ball would have outperformed the entire Biden interagency. That’s the new threshold, Democrats. That’s the low-water mark. That’s the floor. That is the Mariana Trench of public policy and you personally rented the Titan submersible. Argue all you want about the Strait of Hormuz. Write your op-eds. Go on cable TV with Tom Nichols. Clutch your pearls about Greenland. But until Trump proposes something even half as mind-bendingly, bone-crushingly, civilization-forfeitingly brain-dead as what Biden and Kamala did with our borders, I genuinely do not care. Zero F’s given by me.

@SerpentorsLairX That’s a good one! MB cheats for the win

MORE Fun "Vs." matches of who would win in a one on one battle. Today is FLINT Vs. MAJOR BLUDD, who wins? #GIJoe 💥

@RealJamesWoods Such a proud gullible sucker

@TheLucyShow1 Of course Trump takes all the credit, he always says he made it great himself

US 🇺🇸 Military is 🔥

@ClassicGIJoe It never occurred to any of us that there should be a screen or monitor 😆

Mainframe's “portable” computer from 1986, featuring dual floppy disk drives on the right. Who remembers those?!

If Fox News covered Jesus‘s crucifixion.

@Bazizonouette @RealPostFolder Wouldn’t be a proper Christian response if it didn’t include some insults

@RealPostFolder Me trying to figure out how is it possible to be so stupid not to know this are translated names from old hebrew names. Jesus's real name was Jeshua. Matthew was Mattityahu, Mark was Yochanan Markos, Luke was Loukas, and John was Yochanan. :)

@Atoledo38Jandro @BOXINGnBBQ They bent the truth until it broke. Meanwhile they are marketing to fans that their belts are going to replace the IBF and other belts.

@BOXINGnBBQ Ya so Zuffa lied to the IBF and when they found out Zuffa belt was not being presented as ceremonial (which it is) IBF didnt want to be associated with it and removed the sanction. This is why IBF is the most respected belt in boxing. Theyre the most honest.

OFFICIAL NEWS from the IBF: The International Boxing Federation (IBF) initially denied sanctioning the Jai Opetaia vs. Brandon Glanton fight but later approved it on March 5 after being assured the Zuffa belt would only be a ceremonial trophy, not the title being fought for. After the March 6 press conference, where it became clear the Zuffa Cruiserweight title would actually be contested, the IBF withdrew sanction that same night. The IBF returned the $73,000 sanction fee the next day. The organization says it did not withdraw sanction to cause harm and disputes reports about issues with belt placement at the press conference. The status of the IBF Cruiserweight title is still under review, and the IBF is questioning whether Opetaia was fully informed by his team about the situation.

How different martial art styles avoid obstacles

These are cool

This guy … wtf 😆

Ok MAGA let’s see what’s going on this upcoming weekend, killing little girls? Or just raping them.

Just watched Schindler’s List Good Lord … that guy had Hitler Derangement Syndrome bad.

Ok so who is going to monitor everyone and take the money when it hits $999,999,999? And will the payment be made in dollars, yachts, company ownership, stocks? Will the forfeiture create a taxable event for whoever it goes to? Will it go to the government or directly to the health care companies?

All women say they want a good man until they..

Yeah, people are dumb sometimes