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My Phrends … compiling all the greatest #memefest of all time on this #AprilFool.

@aditya_kondawar This happened

I miss the Pune of Pre Covid Somehow the city’s traffic and driving sense has become so bad, like wrong side driving, road rage, rash driving is so acceptable and normal now Some areas are so dusty What happened to our lovely city?

The worst thing happened to Pune !!

@elonmusk Personal experience or what? 😂 @elonmusk

Accurate 😂

@anushakunmittal जो दुर्गा बनी है वो मोदी की आरती उतार रही है। हिन्दू धर्म को बदनाम करने में सबसे बड़ा हाथ बीजेपी का ही है।

Someone’s overacting always ruins the PR photo op. This happens every time. Bad luck kharab hai NM ka😜

@chiragbarjatya Pune is the new Delhi now.

What’s happening with Pune this year? Extremely hot. I don’t remember this kind of weather in the last few years.

सर @TexMinIndia क्या आपको पता है कि यार्न की कीमतों में भारी बढ़ोतरी वाराणसी, सूरत, मालेगांव, मुबारकपुर आदि के MSMEs और माइक्रो पावरलूम बुनकरों को बुरी तरह प्रभावित कर रही है। इसके कारण यूनिट्स बंद हो रही हैं और बेरोज़गारी बढ़ रही है। क्या आप एक मंत्री के रूप में कॉटन यार्न के निर्यात पर रोक लगा सकते हैं और रॉ कॉटन पर इम्पोर्ट ड्यूटी खत्म कर सकते हैं? फैब्रिक्स और RMG एक्सपोर्ट्स के लिए इस सेक्टर को incentives की आवश्यकता है। क्या @narendramodi सरकार चीन पर एंटी-डंपिंग ड्यूटी लगा सकती है? आप सरकार में हैं, पावरलूम सेक्टर को बचाइए। अपने शपथ ग्रहण को याद रखिए, और “शुद्ध अंतःकरण” शब्द को भी याद रखिए।

@ashumadan4 Same in Pune. They don’t even want to turn on the AC.

Though it’s across but Particularly in Mumbai what is the reason of these ola and Uber drivers so resistant in increasing the AC cooling or fan of the car. The moment you ask them to increase the AC they react as if have demanded their kidney. Pathetic behavior.

@zoo_bear @IndiaToday Now they don’t care whatever being called.

The last time @IndiaToday made #SoSorry video on tumbling rupee was in 2019 after a lot of online outrage calling out their biased coverage.

@narendramodi My phraand

Highlights from a productive UAE visit, which will deepen our bilateral friendship…

@ChaoticArro Kamunisto, chaina 😂🤣

😭 Lost another friend

@RoflGandhi_ @retheeshraj10 Always in flight mode😂

Ek baar toh udne hi wale toh sheikh ko dekhkar...fir yaad aaya ki tel bachana hai 🤣🤣

@SandaliJain25 @AdityaJena2 You need to inform the authorities within 21 days. If that period is passed then it is very complex process

My grandmother passed away a couple of months back. Now that we have finally come to terms with her death, we went to get her death certificate, only to be told we need an affidavit from my father confirming that yes, his own mother is dead, plus affidavits from 2 neighbours saying the same, along with everyone’s IDs. This is when we already have a receipt from the cremation ground!!!! Should families also preserve cremation photos now as evidence? How and what other proof can we provide for this beyond this receipt??!!! This level of scrutiny for a death certificate is insane. The exploitation and harassment of ordinary people in this country is exhausting. Wish this energy and scrutiny was reserved for criminals, rapists, and corrupt politicians instead.

आर्काइव | सूर्यकांत पर गंभीर अनियमित्ता के आरोप हैं. 2012 में एक रियल एस्टेट एजेंट ने सूर्यकांत पर कम कीमत दिखा कर करोड़ों रुपए की संपत्ति का अवैध कारोबार करने का आरोप लगाया था. 2017 में पंजाब में एक कैदी ने याचिका दायर कर सूर्यकांत पर 8 मामलों में रिश्वत लेकर जमानत देने का आरोप लगाया. इस याचिका पर छह सालों तक कॉलेजियम ने सुनवाई नहीं की और वे पंजाब और हरियाणा हाईकोर्ट के जज बने रहे. अक्टूबर 2018 में उन्हें हिमाचल प्रदेश हाईकोर्ट का मुख्य न्यायाधीश बना दिया गया और अब उनके खिलाफ शिकायतों का निवारण किए बिना कॉलेजियम ने उन्हें मुख्य न्यायाधीश नियुक्त कर दिया. एक पूर्व जज के अनुसार, सुप्रीम कोर्ट में सूर्यकांत को पदोन्नत करने के लिए भी कॉलेजियम यही करने वाला है. पढ़ें अतुल देव का यह लेख: hindi.caravanmagazine.in/law/surya-kant… #CJI #Corruption

There is a saying- “If you can't be beautiful, at least be agreeable.” And milord chose to fail in both.

@LiveLawIndia There is a saying- “If you can't be beautiful, at least be agreeable.” And milord chose to fail in both.

CJI Surya Kant says there are "parasites" attacking the system. "There are youngsters like cockroaches, who don't get any employment and don't have any place in the profession. Some of them become media, some of them become social media, some of them become RTI activists, some of them become other activists, and they start attacking everyone." - CJI.

@manojkjhadu इस देश में जितना पतन किसी और संवैधानिक संस्था का हुआ है उससे कहीं ज़्यादा सुप्रीम कोर्ट का हो चुका है। और इन कुबुद्धियों को फिर भी मी लार्ड कहना पड़े, यही इस देश का दुर्भाग्य है।

That would be more disastrous to manage 23 to 24 lacs candidates on CBT system. Like any other exam, this exam cannot be conducted on a single day in single shift because of less number of test center. Students have to travel totally random cities far away from their place. And then the normalisation and other bullshit will come in role. At the end the student will be cheated.

According to Education Minister Dharmedra Pradhan – The "root cause" of NEET paper leaks is the OMR-based exam. So, from next year, NEET exam will switch to CBT (Computer Based Test), currently used for JEE Main. Disadvantages of the OMR based exam- Question paper is printed in bulk, transported, sorted, distributed to 1000s of centres – thus creating multiple leak points. Advantage of CBT system- - No physical question paper exists - Questions are delivered encrypted & just-in-time - The paper is randomized from a large pool of Questions - Software algorithms shuffle Q&As to assemble a unique paper for each candidate - There is no single paper which can be ‘leaked.’ NOTE: Although CBT is a much better system, it is not fool proof. In 2021, a JEE Main cheating racket came to light, in which a hacker solved questions for paying candidates live during the exam.

@ANI And how did he came to Pune from Mumbai? Via Car, bike or train? Give full info @ani

Maharashtra CM Devendra Fadnavis travels from Pune to Bengaluru by an economy flight of IndiGo Airlines, in line with PM Modi's appeal amid the West Asia Conflict.

@HaramiParindey 15 din tak kaun high rehta hai?

Bengaluru dating scene is wild