"'Weird' and 'fun' bagel trends have been out of hand for a while, and all they do is drag the good name of this beloved ring of bread through the mud." bit.ly/2CzkIkF
"When people don’t know how to cook, I find it really funny because they always have the one thing they’re good at—spaghetti, french toast, breakfast burritos. Everyone has their one move." - @mattymathesonbit.ly/2RQiqD6
"When people don’t know how to cook, I find it really funny because they always have the one thing they’re good at—spaghetti, french toast, breakfast burritos. Everyone has their one move." - @mattymathesonbit.ly/2ROIjmC
"I’m talking about the absolute insanity of thinking it’s OK to use bananas in a fruit salad, as if this world we live in isn’t messed up enough already." bit.ly/2Fyy0Qu