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@no_caz Ok my b I thought the original flower was red so like… yeah no that’s nothing

@extremelyjesse Sure but like… are we serious??

Finally caught my first shiny and it’s truly so lame I’m devastated #PokemonZA #legendsZA

@no_caz Hey it’s better than this one x.com/iamjaimic/stat…

@extremelyjesse Booooo hiss

@no_caz T R U E

@sabrinampyun LEGEND!!!!

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@ben_nissan “discuss training/living strategies” absolutely unreal vibes coming from this man. Can only hope that includes welding training strategies 🙏🙏

Can’t wait for another week to begin…

@heckyeahsara God you’re like,,, unreasonably talented 😍😍 incredible song bb

@no_caz This is honestly what brat sounds like to me (complimentary)

Is this anything #survivor

Big opportunity rn for a rural boysenberry farmer to market a new snack to the gays called 100 BoysenBars !!

@no_caz #DONDI hive RISE UP

Hate to admit that I’m really enjoying Deal or No Deal Island

@miserabletop ur my fave Chicago gay!!! Would love the new @ 🥺👉👈

Look usually people are upset about NYT Connections bc of wordplay tomfoolery but today I am simply SEETHING over Parsely… how very DARE they 😤🤬

I just want Leap Day to be the 30 Rock “do whatever you want today, real life is for March!” holiday but unfortunately my “job” says I have “responsibilities” and that I’m “not allowed to get drunk watch Heroes and tell everyone to go fuck themselves”

I dont got that dog in me. I got that cat in me. Bam knocked your water cup right off the counter. Now I’m gonna take a nap

@anthonyanello @LowLikeSZA @sharkslayrrr Discounted if you buy it in bulk!! Loathe u bb 🩵🩵

@extremelyjesse @LowLikeSZA @sharkslayrrr hmm, how expensive is haterade these days?

Winners of yesterday’s Traitors Season 2: — The Faithfuls 🙏🏼 — 🏆 Anthony & Hayden 🏆 — You both were so incredible to watch and extremely pleasant to host! Things fell right into place for you at the end. Congrats and thanks for playing! ♥️ — @anthonyanello @sharkslayrrr

@Marklevy85 @FOFtheshow (If not, that’s such a funny coincidence bc this literally just happened on last night’s episode 😂 no escaping the ORG/Hinge battle)

@Marklevy85 Oh my god is this about @FOFtheshow