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I am back, unfortunately. I missed shouting my thoughts into the void. In penance, I come bearing NYC dating stories.

@prachiniksingh @SChecoPerez LOVE YOU GIRL u right

@CattyH Moyukh made it!!!!

A summary of my findings:

I fear I may need to tweet a Chicago fashion forecast based on what I’m seeing in nyc (we truly are 2 years behind)

@prachiniksingh FUCK

@prachiniksingh NOOOO

@notdetails hello

Hey who lives in Park Slope or nearby

@CattyH @shopnuuly omg love nuuly

This is my @shopnuuly ad. Sponsorship when??

@joelipper Wow FUK YES

"@damiranz: DonaldTrump: Pls don't run for president. If you do and win, the rest of the world would be screwed" So true, (except friends)!

We gone sit here and act like Hillary Clinton ain't been representing Death Row Records at all 3 debates?

Bernini carved this from marble when he was 23. Have a nice day, everyone.