This is Ije, how can I help you?

It was my birthday and we decided to take some photos 🎂🥂

HELLO?????? 😭😭😭😭 Y’all are deeply unserious on this app and that’s why I keep coming back lmao

@rainbowcurI Oh?

i was fucking those zombies up tho lowkey

man i just had an evil dead nightmare

I can’t watch UK this year because Simba isn’t good for my bp. He was already moving crazy with Mica, but these post-Casa clips would make me throw my laptop fr. Not doing it 😭✌🏿

While I think Aniya was definitely giving Mela terrible advice, I want to believe that she thought it would help Mela feel less like a fool if she believed part of the relationship was real. And in the moment, her intention was to help her feel less foolish than anything else

@mkberly_ Feeling #vindicated 🤸🏿‍♀️

but when i said kc had secret resentment/disdain towards aniya … ok

I can tell someone is a child of African, more specifically Nigerian, immigrants based on their placement of the word “even” in a sentence 🤣

@aglobalpopstar She said “no comment” and production took her seriously 😭

did trinity even say two words in this episode? #loveislandusa

@nelltuna_isover This hashtag is taking me clean out 😭😭

Cutting to Carl releasing a butterfly while Aniya is talking about the comfort he gives her. YKW FUCK IT #mysonispossiblykingidkwewillhavetoseehowthisplaysout

Omggggg I feel like Caleb going home tm 😭

I just want it to be known that I was almost manipulated through the screen by Sincere. That was crazy. Never again

Anyia and Bryce still calling sincere genuine like at this point man I just accept that everyone in this villa enables each other I'm giving it to god man sorry ✌🏽

i hope they do a ranking challenge bc i really need zach to know that HIS ANNOYING ASS IS NOT LIKED.

and production spared sincere by not putting the clip where he said “I’ve forgotten what Melanie looks like in a bad way” #loveislandusa

THANK GOD. Please never bring up KC and Aniya again omg 🤸🏿‍♀️💃🏿🫂

Whyyyyyyy are we saying a kiss is like a handshake bro 😭

@oIivegirI I think she would’ve passed out. I’m very glad it wasn’t played 😭

@eye_jayyyy They spared her tonight with not playing that 😭😭😭

MESSY BOOTS 😭😭😭

Kayda saying Zach is perfect for her…I might throw up 🫩

there's only like three original sentences left

@rainbowcurI You’re so real

i fear i would sound very elitist when talking about aniya so i just stay quiet

I keep coming back to the guys should’ve voted Kenzie out instead of Sol, but now I’m thinking, what if she self-evicted with Sean? 🤔 (I’m delusional)