Brandon Porter

@MTGSecretLair Secretlair you need to figure something different out because the fact that I had it in my cart and went to check out and your site crashed and then threw me in and HOUR wait just to watch it get sold out in less than 40 mins, scalpers are now selling it for $450- $500 on eBay

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@imsadspice I thought it was normal to be able to smell when its about to rain, hmm the more you know

I was today years old when I learned plenty of people CAN’T smell rain when it’s coming?! Like how do y’all NOT smell it?!

@Nekogingy It is really fun, a game similar to Stardew with a little better fishing mini game and more to do in combat Sun Haven is also a really fun game as well.

I started playing Stardew Valley for the first time yesterday and it’s pretty awesome.

@Nekogingy That dress suits you very well

New dress

@Cryptmommy1 haha, mine as well, well Happy birthday to you!

It’s my birthday this week.

Rt if u like boobies ( . Y . )

@FernandoIslay I know its a little late but happy belated birthday

Everyone wish me It's my birthday 💐🎂🎉🎈🎁🧧💐🎂🎉🎈

@Nekogingy Sending good vibes and hugs your way, you dont need dirt bags like that around you that are willing to hurt you like that

I wish I could stop crying.

@Nekogingy You mean Hot or Hot, there is no other answer, you look damn good today

@Coophound Happy birthday! 🥳

Its my Birthdaaay 🎉

@Nekogingy You look absolutely stunning in that dress!

@Nekogingy Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to me. ❤️✨

@Coophound I am going to have to agree with you

Felt super cute after my shower this morning 🥰 Chat, do we agree?

@Coophound I don't need anymore bad luck than I already have, definitely not chancing it, such a damn fine figure

7yrs bad luck if you dont comment & RT 🍀😈

@Coophound I would, we could be losers together, also you are hilarious and hot as hell so it would be a no brainer lol

Would you date a loser like me? 🙂‍↕️

@KaleyKattt Happy Birthday, and I am gunna guess 27

@Coophound I'd rather go swimming with the ponds at the restaurant near arbela lol all i would have to really worry about is catfish XD

Context: a popular swimming hole in Missouri is a rock quarry thats filled with blue dyed water that has no filtration system so it smells like pee and people drown every year. Peehole

People die in the pee hole. Stop going to the pee hole and dying.

@Coophound Yes you do, it suits you quite well

Do i look cute with red hair?

@Coophound That looks like a very delicious breakfast, kinda wanna sneak food off your plate :P