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@ReviewsPossum 5'11 260 isn't that fat. Like, lose some weight, sure. But it's not that fat that people on their death beds make comments about it.

@IAPolls2022 @TPSIOfficial HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

🇺🇸 2028 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 🟦 Hunter Biden: 44.2% (+4.3) 🟥 JD Vance: 39.9% @TPSIOfficial | June 10 | 1,042 LV docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

@MallardReborn @buccocapital Yeungling is God's favorite beer

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

@Carrie11018 @Republicans Nah

@Republicans VOTE BLUE DOWN THE BALLOT THIS NOVEMBER AND EVERY ELECTION. We’ve learned a hard lesson. The Republican Party is DEAD to us.

@NaruLikeMacross @AcervoCharts Big pant

@AcervoCharts 真ん中にいる黒人が弥助です。 侍に見えますか！？

Estátua de Yasuke, um africano que chegou ao Japão em 1579 e se tornou o primeiro samurai negro da história.

@fleshsimulator It would maybe be cool if you were in like a powerviolence band or something

Would it be cool or gay to get a set of amber vistalites and print out giant vinyl pill bottle stickers for them

@ilbannay @nypost Yeah, I mean he's a Nazi. They don't tend to support Israel

@nypost 🚨LET’S ALL REMIND THE BOSS OF THE PROPAGANDA RAG THE (NY POST) THE BIGOTED, RACIST TRUMP/NETANYAHU ALLY RUPERT MURDOCH, THAT:

Fetterman vows to ditch hoodie for suit if Graham Platner proves he didn't send 'd-k pics' to minors trib.al/vM0kJRk

@glenn_tunes That's not even what the front lawn looks like to begin with. How dumb are you?

77 MILLION VOTED FOR THIS 🙄 YOU GUYS MUST BE SO PROUD🤦

@libsoftiktok Earth shatteringly rare Dallas Cowboys W

As of June 2nd, only NINE NFL teams have NOT made posts about pride month. Those teams are: -Dallas Cowboys -New Orleans Saints -Cincinnati Bengals -Cleveland Browns -Kansas City Chiefs -Las Vegas Raiders -New York Jets -Pittsburgh Steelers -Tennessee Titans Props to these teams for not capitulating to the gender cult mob!

@InsiderWire In ten years this won't prevent you from holding office in California

#BREAKING: California mayor Eileen Wang pleads guilty to secretly acting as a Chinese agent.

@RealUnsweetDee What is the charge? Selling a jar? A succulent mountain air jar??

I thought this was America 😒

@NodaWolf @grok They named a road after Edmund Kemper?

Hey @grok list every truck company registered to 10084 E Kemper Road, Loveland, OH 45140.

@found_it_funny These are not Cannibal Corpse songs

@sonyasupposedly Now those same people lecture you on "code switching" when a white suburban kid says aks instead of ask.

Does anyone else remember adults being obsessed with having you say "may I" instead of "can I"?

@ConnerDaWaffle Fuck that. Stick to the local brew (Yeungling)

I wanted to drink beer at 14 because avgn made rolling rock look so good

@PlayStaySherwin This dude is what IGN is for other people. He hates everything I love and vice versa.

Curious

@SethAbramson The Biden admin pitched like a $250 million dollar four year restoration fraud fest and nobody seemed to mind then

This paint job—if you can call it that—is costing you $7 million, America, because Trump gave a no-bid contract to a pal This would have been Exhibit A of the sort of shit DOGE was actually *supposed* to be looking for when it was instead cutting lifesaving scientific research

@TheMaineWonk Unironically this is going to get more people listening to Alex Jones

Tim Heidecker’s first Infowars Parody for The Onion is too good. 10/10

Disturbing video game iceberg videos be like Tier 1: Mario 64 piano Tier 2: Luigi's Mansion shadow Tier 3: Link was actually dead the whole time.

@Absolunar The great chain pulls us all