John ʕ꘠ ͟ʖ꘠ʔ Ford

Things I LOVE about MY (British) culture that ARE being threatened; - Religion as PRIVATE and not anyone’s business. We aren’t Americans. No megachurches, no ChRisT is KInG, no loud preaching and big crucifixes everywhere. In my culture, you quietly worship, whatever your faith is, and mind your own business. It’s gauche and taboo to shout about it. - Boasting and performative cruelty as tacky. In the old days, you were trashy and uncouth if you loudly shouted about how rich and big and strong you were or nastily attacked other people or groups. We used to be famous for manners, that’s unfortunately been yankified. - Being PROUD of variation and novelty in our communities. I loved that I could go to a yoga class at a Quaker meeting place, chat with my Muslim friends about their plans for Eid, grab edamame for lunch and listen to live English folk music at the Bulgarian-owned village pub. I don’t want to eat bread and dripping and go to a sad cold church where we all believe the same thing, fuck off.

Got to find the humour in these testing times #KTBFFH

@LegacySiu Anelka?

Guess the player Level: Hardest

A plea for help🙏 One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor. His story, contact and donor information can be found on iggyland.org Please help us get the word out.💙

Petition to stop music being played after Chelsea goals at Stamford Bridge #KTBFFH chng.it/29tRxpMLpT

Or what?

@UtdKriss Michael Essien and Salomon Kalou

Name the only two African players in history to win these three trophies ?

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I think kits look better without a sponsor

@Blue_Footy Adrian Mutu

Which Chelsea player do you remember when you see this shirt? 🤔

Against. All. Odds.

Palmer: ‘What’s he doing’ 😭😭😭😭😭

Party Poopers FC

Well, well, well

@goalsside Pulisic

Who is the first player you think of when you see this jersey? 🤔

@BBCNews Is it okay to be human?

Is it OK to cry at work? bbc.in/4nEsLBA

@jnnnthnn Hey, this looks like a really refreshing way to deal with my email overwhelm! Particularly love the idea of being able to use my voice to write a quick reply. If you're still sending out Testflight invites, feel free to send me a DM :)

I’m excited to announce Net, an email app that understands what's important to you and helps you stay on top of it, right from your phone! Do you struggle to stay on top of your email, or feel like you need to set time aside and pull out your laptop just to make progress? Net uses AI to help you blast through your inbox on your phone, without missing anything important: - Get notifications about what truly needs your attention. No more checking every tab or email in Gmail. - Swipe through your email as a stack of cards, which makes it easy and fun to mark them done or set reminders to handle them later. - Speak to draft emails! Say a few words, and Net will instantly draft a well-written email in your voice. Not happy with the draft? Just tell it what to change, and see the change instantly. Early testers say this is the best LLM writing experience they’ve had. We’re releasing Net in beta today. It works with Gmail or Google Workspace emails on iOS. Repost or reply if you want to try it, and we’ll be in touch via DM with a TestFlight invite!

Films that you love but no one else seems to know.

Well, it was looking well off at HT but… We’ve won it all. #KTBFFH

Who was captain of your football club when you started supporting them?

Can someone please explain to me why electric toothbrushes need to have such tiny heads?