⭐️ eva 🧖‍♀️

#WFH hero

4 day-of fb marketplace meetups in one day. i am stronger than the marines

starting this thing where i yell at slow walkers in a french accent so they won’t be offended by me but by my frenchness

i’m still mad about the photo app update btw. my life has been disorganized in ways you couldn’t imagine

@sariverse happy birthday angel 👼🏼🩷

y’all mind if i turn 26

first thing i ate today being soft serve with sprinkles #whenimetyainthesummer

@raynefq @katekillet the other option being carrie bradshaw 😭

@katekillet I’m sitting this one out 🙌

the only think piece I wanna read is by Carrie Bradshaw (or @raynefq)

@cbcradio2 braver than the marines

What would you say if I told you I’ve never watched sex and the city but I AM watching and just like that

every guy is a lana stan until he has to deal with a real crazy

i deleted hinge for three weeks and my life went so downhill i have no choice but to redownload it to keep myself in check

how did you know i’m from toronto

no one told you to get side bangs and a city bag

leopard is my camo

was so mesmerized by nathan fielder’s ability to land that plane while talking about his emotions that my chicken in the broiler almost set my apartment on fire

Being a 5’7 girl in a friend group of short women

i have an oomf that i keep for research purposes. their behavior astounds me

my baby loves being upside down

Anyone who’s anyone is seeing FRIENDSHIP tonight