Red's Captain's Handbook

lime after being killed

@PinkMIRAHQ Wheres my paycheck for teacher the captains instructions to lead them to safety

It has come to my attention that someone has been taking The Skeld’s Crew’s paychecks under my visor. Whoever is doing this will be fired when I find them. At best.

IMPORTANT NOTE: The amongi have fat asses

@Redscaptainbook @CSOPurple ohh i see mb bro

@f0x38o @CSOPurple I’m the real one!

Oh my god it’s so over. If I swoon over Blue will they kill me.

@Fishmoungus heracles get out of there bro

a trust ball fell into my tank and those mf are made out of LEAD i am going to DIE.

if you think about it our captain is a cuck

@StrebsBatzies I should instead be a handbook about being better at rhythm games

what the HELL is wrong with you

@SuperSecret119 Red!

Im making a gc say orange if you wanna be in it

@Foiscoi @SkeldsBestMedic im no trash.

@f0x38o @SkeldsBestMedic

Yea bud?

@mashedbootatoes I carry the queerness

Among Us might be the most queer show of all time and that isn't even me joking

// Purple: Cyan i love you... Cyan: I-I love you too! Henry Stickmin from the Henry Stickmin Series: yo

@sethcool05 @kazuha75756 Why is he so fuckiNG EVIL

@kazuha75756 Not to mention, when White got back to cafeteria, Green greeted him so happily despite being imposter. He toyed with him almost as if he knew White wouldn’t be able to get a word out before dying.

#AmongUsShow . . . Whites death in the show is so unnaturally cool like how tf did that happen and how did he get to cafe from nav before his head came off and did green do it intentionally like as a fuck you to him to cause pain😭

@Vexoonity 😶

@f0x38o shut your fucking mouth

I have a gut feeling that not many people on this ship FW me.

yo they are #starving

@_aliens_r_real stop doing drugs on the vents do it infront of red to assert dominance in the ship and show them who is the boss

i dontknow if doimg hard drugs in the vents is a goodvidea or not but!!!!!!!

@Redscaptainbook @CSOPurple Why are there 2 of us There can only be one.

@CSOPurple Even I swoon over blue sometimes 😔

@wormz4dinner Fuck that white crewmate

absolutely not edited ship chart #amongus #amongusshow

@Vexoonity @restive_record Hey completly unrelated but why is your bio

@restive_record we like you white!

@ReddestCaptain @purpalwayswatch @farmofworms @W1ggilyb0nes @FPizza82064 @gemslop_ @SkeldsBestMedic I think you forgot me boss