Johnny

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when my joke doesn’t land so i’m genuinely sitting there like this

"Oh wow! This mildly disturbing scene is super messed up, how are kids ever going to handle it!" The type of imagery you'd see displayed on the package of your dad's cigarettes when you were 4 years old:

Radioactive levels of larp

@notpopbase Both are ugly but dudson is on another level of ugly

i don’t understand how people are attracted to this 😭

the concept of ending yourself in your own song

Clavicular mugshot reveals poor face posture indicating low T cortisol spike before getting justicemogged while alligatorgooning

This is the future Oscar winning actor they're talking about 😭

The big ass head

@andrewsprivvvvv They're your fans lmaoo

@dr3wb4ckupp deadass that girl was tripping lol how is she a lesbian and a heated rivalry fan? id get it if there was an actual plot besides porn but it's literally just porn if shes into girls why is she even watching that slop. I hate calling people npcs but theyre really npcs.

@dr3wb4ckupp Free andrew

@dudsonsender Generational tweet

yk what…i stand corrected

@povhillsssssss Why dont they say hudson and connor why h and c

@povhillsssssss It feels like he plays the same person in every single show. He has zero range.

no phones in the cell chamber so I printed my timeline before going in

I dont have the motivation to draw batman. Themes and such. #jasontodd #robin #batman #dc

Ashley: “My parents aren’t home” Leon: “Let’s find them” Ashley: “How about a date?” Leon: “September 30th 1998” Ashley: “Want my number?” Leon: “No I already have one” Ashley: “Wanna have dinner sometime?” Leon: “I have dinner every night” Ashley: “Hotel?” Leon: “Trivago” Ashley: “I’m home alone” Leon: “Remember to lock your doors” Ashley: “I got two tickets for a movie” Leon: “Great you can watch the movie twice” Ashley: “Wanna sleep with me?” Leon: “I’m old enough to sleep alone” Ashley: “I can’t sleep” Leon: “But I can. Goodnight” Ashley: “Call me” Leon: “Ashley” These are only a fraction of the Ashley x Leon dialogues I found online 😭

Spidey + Nightwing

You can't possibly understand how much joy it brings me that microsoft and nvidia are getting *increasingly* upset over people calling their AI products 'slop'

tiktok manhating is just: "why are men these days weak and emotional LIKE WOMEN 😂" "am i dating a good smart man or a STUPID WOMAN 😂" "why are men GIRLY these days 🤢😂"