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@fKurki

Office-bound comms guy. Gamer. Dad. Swede. No plan, here, just mostly retweets. If it lifts someone’s day, job done. One day we die, but all other days we live!

Skåne, Sweden Katılım Eylül 2009
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Är inte speciellt engagerad i något, men skulle jag välja en kulle att dö på här på twitter så är det folk som använder uttryck eller ideomer felaktigt. Det är okej att det blir fel, men om inte någon påpekar det så blir det aldrig rätt.
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Mister Knauf 👹🌎
Mister Knauf 👹🌎@daniel_knauf·
HT, James Grissom. “I once told my wife I was going out to buy an envelope: ‘Oh,’ she said, ‘well, you’re not a poor man…why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?’ And so I pretended not to hear her and went out to get an envelope because I have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I’ll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is…we’re here on Earth to fart around. Of course, the computers will do us out of that. But what the computer people don’t realise, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it’s like we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.”—Kurt Vonnegut
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Awni Hannun
Awni Hannun@awnihannun·
Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1: Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight? Me: Yes they're done. Partner: Why are they still dirty? Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.
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Strace
Strace@straceX·
this is the most satisfying plot twist in tech history
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Henrik Hall
Henrik Hall@HenrikHall·
Kul att Försäkringskassan verkar vinna valet i Bulgarien!
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Global Statistics
Global Statistics@Globalstats11·
The True Size of Sweden 🇸🇪
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Homeschool Life LLC | Jonathan Prescott
“Why do you have so many physical books?!” Me: Oh, I just like books… Also me:
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sudox@kmcnam1·
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Morgan J. Freeman
Morgan J. Freeman@mjfree·
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Pat Thomas@PatThomas1964·
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Mark Gadala-Maria
Mark Gadala-Maria@markgadala·
This story is insane: • american streamer goes to south korea to do content like a lunatic • dances on a memorial for wwii sex slaves, plays north korean propaganda on the subway, throws ramen at a store owner like a psychopath • the country puts a BOUNTY on his location • a former korean navy seal finds him and knocks him out cold on a live stream • he gets arrested, charged with 8 counts including deepfake sexual violence crimes • shows up to his first court date an hour late, hungover, in a maga hat • calls south korea a "us vassal state" in open court • prosecution asks for 3 years hard labor • his mom files a petition begging the judge for leniency • his last words before sentencing: "i haven't done anything to offend anyone during these proceedings, which shows i learned my lesson" • judge sentences him anyway, has him handcuffed in the courtroom on the spot • and when he finally gets deported back to america, he has to register as a sex offender
Dexerto@Dexerto

Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges in South Korea and has been sentenced to prison with labor

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MC Squared@mcsquared34·
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Jackson
Jackson@Jacksonsrule·
A psychologist recently explained something interesting why 90s kids developed different thinking patterns than Gen Z, largely because of games. Back then, no autosaves, no hints, just three lives. Games like Super Mario Bros. and Prince of Persia taught: fail, restart, keep going you had to earn progress. Games like Tetris and The Legend of Zelda trained maps and patterns, building memory, navigation, and patience. Finish a level turn off the console. No infinite dopamine. Play was social: one couch, one screen, real conflict and cooperation. Today, games like Fortnite and Roblox are endless, with autosaves and reward systems that keep you playing. They hold attention but don’t train completion the same way. The difference is simple: 90s kids built focus and tolerance for failure, while today’s players are shaped by constant stimulation. What do you think about this?
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Hit me with the harshest reality truth.

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BladeoftheSun
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS·
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Eric Alper 🎧@ThatEricAlper·
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