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my bachelorette party will be a wellness retreat in the middle of nowhere youre gonna be facing demons you didnt even know you had

mom took Tylenol 27 years ago and now I like tech house 😔

how it feels to go back to liking your old interests

me n my dirty matcha vs the world

Life be tryna fuck me but I’m a freak so I’m gone fuck back

Gonna start booing conversations I don’t care about

i was born in the right generation i love posting on my story and ignoring everybody

i love the word “also” bc i’m literally never done talking 

barista to bartender pipeline

guys if u wanna scare a man away just be really fucking loyal and caring they hate that shit

ok no more crushes. i need to focus on going for walks, eating spinach, and my 401k

@brewskigirl333 i will be thereeeeee😛

i’ll say it…i like picking up people from the airport….hearing the stories about their travel…making sure they made it home safely….

how are ppl supposed to know how relatable n funny i am if they can’t see my likes