Fabio Benedict

I love boners

@WiacJerry You have a crystal ball Jerry.

From March 5th… had this one predicted. @fabio_benedict

Matt Lewis is gone… But it took Reed Seckar and Matt Imig to get rid of him. #freetutas

@Adertitsoff1975 @UWOMuse @JuiceWorlddd Reminds me of UWW legend Carter “are you gonna eat that” Capstran. He scored 972 points in his career, 28 shy of 1000. Sources close to the situation tell me he sat out multiple games due to “being hungry”. Makes you wonder what if…

🚨🚨Breaking News🚨🚨 UWO men’s basketball player Carter Thomas intentionally scored 999 points in his career to pay homage to the late Juice WRLD (@JuiceWorlddd). This was his favorite rapper. An incredible gesture for the senior. Here’s a clip of Thomas intentionally missing a free throw and looking up above🙏🙏

@WIACMike Ben Probst ceiling club. You have my vote. #ykb

@larry_smit33372 Hitler is on the aux but it’s ok.

I should at least be a 16 seed. Like cmon. @larry_smit33372 has my vote.

@monetarymouse @WIACMarkyClarky Special. #jackiemoon #macktruck

Seeing a lot of Jake quast on my TL lately… just know we were early @WIACMarkyClarky @fabio_benedict

@MMGballer Carter Hushka was WIAC first team in 2024…

@fabio_benedict Worst WIAC first team player ever

@FloydSimm Part of me wants to scream in Bosers face to see if he’s faking it.

@fabio_benedict I’ll let him know. Tutas can hear a little tho, he’s not a pussy like Will Boser.

Max Tutas sighting. #DeafMamba

Let’s start a gofundme for Sawyer Shipley. He needs to go to turkey asap!

@FloydSimm Did Matt Imig get pussy after this was taken? #justasking #sloppy

This is why I’ve always been more of a Kelly’s guy. #Hollywood

Heard he carries around nunchucks and crashes funerals to pick up chicks.

The Villain of the year in the WIAC is… Matt Lewis UWO Lib Lewis is everything that is wrong with the WIAC. Convinced he made some kind of dark deal with Satan, sacrificing a child just to win a title in his second year. Now UWO is cursed to live with the consequences forever

The least valuable player in the WIAC this year is… Mason Stoik UWS HM: Devon Fielding UWL Stoik regressed this year. He doesn’t do anything particularly well. This was a Stout team begging for someone to step up and Stoik was not the answer.

@FloydSimm I think this team would put up a fight with the all conference honorable mentions. Ambrose might be the most well kept secret in the WIAC

Is this the most stacked WIAC All-Sportsmanship team of all time? There are some huge names on this list. #GlueGuys

Floyd’s got me thinking about some powerful #WIAC families. Can’t forget the Chestnuts! Darius and Joey must have some great dinner table banter. @FloydSimm