jason waterfalls

i told you about my women and gender studies degree please text me back

@dinfowars i’m struggling w that today

if you see this in your neighborhood you know your rent is about to increase

@mattsutaaki make weed illegal again

@faceofweed i miss when it meant someone was growing weed

i don’t get why driving without a seatbelt is illegal when it feels so good

@itsgirlcartman I support this message, mom

Men shouldn't be allowed to have phones. If they need to make a call they can use a landline or pay phone. Would greatly improve society no question

@itsgirlcartman leave me alone mom

@faceofweed Jason...

sitting in my parked car draining beers from a 30 pack

@itsgirlcartman my dad is jewish and his dad didn’t get him bar mitzvahed because he didn’t want to pay for the school

@faceofweed Jason

funny how the antisemitism commercial only paid for the 15 second spot

just experienced my first class on zoom and now i completely understand why the kids aren't alright

back at the bar where the bartender squeezes my biceps

@shit_queen in a seat further up not pictured on this map with my cat

It’s an overnight flight. Where you sitting?

estamos listos para volver a la escuela

@robertsietsema read this as carnegie deli and got extremely excited but also sad

Is Carnegie Diner's pastrami sandwich the worst in town? [See link in first comment]

@bloodperfume good luck i shoveled out my garage and then went to the gym for pull day

i saw an old friend for the first time in 7yrs and he said i look really jacked

it's been an interesting experiment being an alcoholic for a month straight but the time has come to not be fat anymore

imagine meeting your wife at the cheesecake factory

@shell_beloved i should have specified the inclusion of musical styles outside of the period were a poor choice