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bouncy

I’m ready

@Whorenylmao1 unfortunately yes 😔

@faefeedee Do u like weird girls with small dicks...,..,.a..a.a..,..,

:p

@Ardu27 tyy <3

bro is one of us

I feel like every time I go to the farmers market I see a dozen different couples that defy all the false dating narratives online… the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen holding hands with a guy a foot shorter than her, a freakish male model gym specimen who targets muscles you don’t even know exist paired up with the quirky and slightly overweight shy girl… real lovers, at scale, are operating on levels of mutual curiosity and connection that no narrative could ever hope to encompass, for all real lovers know that romance is about expanding your reality together, not shrinking it to fit inside of a shallow and reductive cultural narrative. The only thing that matters, the only thing that has ever mattered, is how they make each other feel.

okay it is also about the piss itself though

every woman on booktok and instagram: you need to read ACOTAR you need to read 4th Wing every guy on booktok and instagram: you need to read Red Rising you need to read Stormlight Archive me, playon with my junk scrolling on my phone for hours: i gotta learn to read

it’s the world of warcraft version of the “she wore a crown and came down in a bubble dawg” argument 😭

me and who

i’ll block a bitch on battlenet

@banonawona i like the second one and the initials are cuter

thinking abt tongue buried in my bellybutton

having a crush in another state is sick bc like someone gna take my btch for sure

eating 5000 calories daily to keep my big tummy from going hungry

@asoftgoth don't do it raven stay strong

grindr on my phone looking at me like the green goblin mask

Belts turn me on. This is my truth. Putting them on, taking them off, the sound, the look. FUCK.

@JamesJColey JAMES SHOW ME PLEASE PLASEEEE EKWAOAHHE

@faefeedee Literally the reason I bought a balaclava

thinking abt him wearing a COD ghost cosplay and getting so horny i pass out

@asoftgoth NO YOU 🧎‍♀️

@faefeedee IM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGG YOU ARE SO HOT

bouncy

@asoftgoth i know exactly the bit ur talking abt lmfao i love her sm

@faefeedee ur so real. brittany broski has a great bit about that lmao