🅂🅃3-🅅 🦷 ⚛︎ stepgf ⚛︎

gooner gf returns

need this to happen to me immediately

telepathically gagging on it, if you feel a lil slobber tonight that’s just me

sometimes i’ll just be going insane like “im the most disgusting ugly human being ever i am the slime oh my god” and then it turns out i just needed to cut my bangs and im fine

@AllysaEtain you genuinely could not be more correct it’s top 5 for me fs

There's something kinda sexual about the sound a dental drill makes on teeth

can’t stop thinking about scissoring a hot girl this morning

summoning a scissoring sesh that leads to absolutely demonic fucking, pls and thank you

Avengers Doomsday synopsis

@APumiloa happy to lead the charge 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

@faemiiko That sounds like a very futuristic job. Give it 100-1000 years and there’s going to be vampires and knights and wizards all over again

current goals: - finish phlebotomist training - get permanent fangs - become a professional vampire

whoever decides the prices of airport snacks is my enemy

you can cringe if you want but the transgender furries are probably having way more fun than you

@pvncture_ritual @janerose666 oh this is incredible

@Teh_Jkr absolutely, they scrapped a whole arc instead of recasting, then groveled for RDJ to nostalgia bait ppl back into theaters, story was thrown together literally day by day to avoid “leaks” and it’s just a garbage cash grab i’m MAD

I am concerned that Doomsday is simply going to lean on the cameos more than a proper story, but I shall give the MCU one last chance to redeem itself.

@Smokeverse407 @edeh_o_o !!!!!!

@edeh_o_o If I see my tanks or duelists tryna spawn trap, yeah, youre on ya own. I can't out heal the enemy's spawn room.

When you push forward as a solo tank but your team doesn't push up so the enemy team respawns and obliterates you

i have a salt deficiency and not letting me lick all the sweat off your body is ableist and cruel

@INdiGoMv what does that even mean

@faemiiko Just ride dirty fuck it

i have no car (license was suspended for disability and is now reinstated), and work across the city, every single method of transportation i have attempted to take has gotten me sexually harassed or assaulted. i’m literally getting afraid to leave my house and im so tired