asylum patient

Dick

Wait I have to promote the tour

#PROTECTJANEREMOVER #DABOUGLYASF #SKAIWATERAPOLIGIZETOJANE

Hyperpop civil war

Nvm he deserved that shit omfg

We gotta stop letting people who have never smoked weed determine what weed does and does not help you do

i will die on the hill that anything fiction is allowed to exist

@Laverite1000 @DrainLyricCards Play on words. You find the tool screwdriver at a hardware store, but there is also an alcoholic beverage called a screwdriver :)

@DrainLyricCards Wtf does it means

@janeremover Stuff like this is why I lowkey would hate to have popularity

“communication is key” but no one talks about how scary real communication is. it’s not cute texts and long calls. it’s “here’s where you hurt me here’s what I need here’s what I’m afraid to say” it’s swallowing pride risking rejection, choosing honesty over comfort.

The concept of north west bumping a kikuo album is so funny to me cuz yeah girl I was obsessed w the Same songs when I was 13 too I just wasn’t blasting them in the livingroom of a kardashian home😭😭😭😭😭

oomf urgently called to inform us that his friend ate shit biking on the west side highway bike path and a man helped him up + asked if he was ok and when he looked up it was none other than mayor zohran mamdani on his citibike. closest you can get irl to being saved by spiderman

Found so many cool peeps when I used to go to concerts alone

Autism:

I was gonna say it’s gonna b hard finding somebody so ugly to play him but than Jared Leto came to mind.

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

I’m fatphobic to men. Why are you FAT? You have no hormones bothering you. Why are you fat? Why is your tummy big?

I miss when cutecore was like this