failedsaint

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failedsaint

@failedsaint

I tried. I did all the things. I failed. +++++++--- NO ---+++++++ I tried. I did all the things. The church failed me. He/Him

California Katılım Ocak 2023

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failedsaint@failedsaint·4d

@jkimballcook @BookMormonBrah Every once in a while I think I miss the church community. And then I get reminders about why I really don't. If I could be in a ward with a group of Sharon Eubanks, Jim Bennetts, and Dan McClellans, maybe I'd attend for the community. Sadly, it's mostly MAGA hypocrites IME

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Jared Cook@jkimballcook·4d

@BookMormonBrah

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Jared Cook@jkimballcook·5d

I'm sorry but I am actually kind of angry at the unhinged "Sharon Eubank is a secret gay communist" or whatever post. It's unfair to a good woman who as far as I can tell has only ever been faithful and a force for good in the church and in the world, and it's unfair 1/

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failedsaint@failedsaint·21 Mar

@StallionCornell Thanks for the reminder! I love actual-science fiction

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Jim Bennett@StallionCornell·21 Mar

Drop everything and go see Hail Mary.

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failedsaint@failedsaint·18 Mar

@StallionCornell And narcissistic and delusional

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Jim Bennett@StallionCornell·18 Mar

All three. Also cruel, vindictive, and almost certainly a pedophile.

Heidi@HeidiOCanada

I’m trying to decide if he’s senile, evil, or dumb as a turnip.

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failedsaint@failedsaint·13 Mar

@StallionCornell Infinities are fun thought experiments. That same infinite number of monkeys with infinite time will also produce "if you could pie to Kolob", "my father dwelt in a vent", "Jesus lept", and of course, the immortal words of the poet Ian Malcolm, "that is one big pile of ships"

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Jim Bennett@StallionCornell·13 Mar

These are, indeed, the blurst of times.

On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦@dailysimpsons

33 years ago today, it was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?! “Last Exit to Springfield” first aired on March 11, 1993.

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failedsaint@failedsaint·9 Şub

@MattWalshBlog Is this supposed to be done kind of surprising announcement? We all already knew that you were a racist asshole. You didn't need to remind us

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Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog·8 Şub

So I’m supposed to be outrage about an Obama monkey meme while Democrat elected officials are labeling the entire white race “oppressors” and openly plotting to conquer and subjugate us? Trump can post all the memes he wants. I really don’t care at all.

End Wokeness@EndWokeness

Rep. Gene Wu (D) goes mask off: "Non-whites share the same oppressor and we are the majority now. We can take over this country."

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failedsaint@failedsaint·18 Kas

@ReallyAmerican1 Okay, let's start by getting rid of Diet Coke. Go ahead, Oz, get that one signed into law...

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Really American 🇺🇸@ReallyAmerican1·17 Kas

BREAKING: In a shocking moment, Medicare & Medicaid head Mehmet Oz says if you want lower insurance premiums, just don't get sick. "If you really want to drop the cost of health care in America, get healthier." Sick advice from an absolute quack.

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failedsaint@failedsaint·26 Tem

@StallionCornell The longer I'm out of religion, the more grateful I am to be out of religion.

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Jim Bennett@StallionCornell·25 Tem

I don’t get it. Little help?

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failedsaint@failedsaint·19 Tem

@andynewmanlpc The Bible is a great source of moral information about slavery, genocide, treatment of women and minorities, tribalism, polygamy, and the care and murdering of children, so I can see why Christians are so impressed by it.

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Andy Newman@andynewmanlpc·19 Tem

I’ll never not be amused at how many Christians believe that they invented basic morality.

Sola GPT ✝️@Sola_GPT

@andynewmanlpc Lol your woke morality is 90% from judeochristianity with a sprinkling of deviancy

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failedsaint@failedsaint·6 Tem

@hackshiller LOL! This is too rich! The bully is now unironically trying the "sticks and stones" line immediately after trying to use words to hurt marginalized groups. Not necessarily the most effective debater on the Internet.

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Rothbards Ghost@hackshiller·6 Tem

@failedsaint He/him. Grow up. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

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Riley Gaines@Riley_Gaines_·6 Tem

Your weird obsession with me is unhealthy. May I suggest finding a girlfriend (though boyfriend may be more likely) or a hobby to occupy you from constantly thinking about a happily married, 7-months-pregnant woman?

Keith Olbermann@KeithOlbermann

Hey look! TV propaganda dishonestly conflating criticism of Israel with antisemitism! Something new that @Riley_Gaines_ can be 85th best at! #WhinyGaines

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failedsaint@failedsaint·6 Tem

@hackshiller @Riley_Gaines_ A step forward. At least you are using "they" as a singular pronoun. You got this! Keep it up and maybe you can end up in 5th place!

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Rothbards Ghost@hackshiller·6 Tem

@failedsaint @Riley_Gaines_ 2019 called. They’d like sanity back.

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failedsaint@failedsaint·6 Tem

@hackshiller So your response to being called out on homophobia is to double down with transphobia? (And bad grammar) Classy.

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Rothbards Ghost@hackshiller·6 Tem

@failedsaint @Riley_Gaines_ Sanity called, it would like it's two gendered system back

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failedsaint@failedsaint·6 Tem

@hackshiller @Riley_Gaines_ 1992 called. It wants its homophobia back.

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Rothbards Ghost@hackshiller·6 Tem

@Riley_Gaines_ He must find it hard to hide the fact that he’s gay

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failedsaint@failedsaint·6 Tem

@Sidcap2 @Riley_Gaines_ Bullying bullies is fair game.

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cherry wine@Sidcap2·6 Tem

@Riley_Gaines_ Keith Olbermann is a bully.

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failedsaint@failedsaint·6 Tem

@Riley_Gaines_ You're such a lowlife that even as you try a pithy comeback, you still have to try to bring the LGBTQIA community down to try to feel better about yourself. You are just a schoolyard bully. Go stroke your 5th place trophy.

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failedsaint@failedsaint·28 Haz

@CultWisDumb I doubt it. Remember that Moroni was on his way to a toga party when he stopped by Joseph's place to chill for a few hours. If he didn't need G's, then why would the big boss?

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CultWisDumb@CultWisDumb·27 Haz

Serious question that I've never thought of until just this moment. Did Jesus wear garments? Why or why not?

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failedsaint@failedsaint·30 May

@LeadingReport Next time he should share our secrets on signal. I hear that's a-okay!

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Leading Report@LeadingReport·30 May

BREAKING: DOJ has announced the arrest of DIA employee Nathan Vilas Laatsch, who has been charged with attempting to transmit classified national defense information to a foreign government.

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failedsaint@failedsaint·26 May

@RealDeanCain The day Superman died to me. Sad.

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Dean Cain@RealDeanCain·25 May

He overdosed.

Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz

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failedsaint@failedsaint·9 May

@sussy_deaths @ITYSL_LDSChurch Preach! #Imsorryfortheshitisaidwheniwasmormon

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Fully Loaded Exmo@ITYSL_LDSChurch·9 May

Hmmm, I know there’s a reason the rest of Christianity doesn’t take Mormons seriously, but for the life of me, I just can’t think of what that reason is right now. 🤔 Can someone help me?

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failedsaint@failedsaint·7 May

@hankrsmith I visited New York today--absolutely breathtaking. Saying that Marvel made up Spiderman is like saying wind and acid rain carved the Staten Island Ferry.

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Hank Smith@hankrsmith·6 May

I visited Petra today—absolutely breathtaking. Saying Joseph Smith made up the Book of Mormon is like saying wind and rain carved this Treasury.

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failedsaint@failedsaint·27 Nis

@LeadingReport The words "according to the white house" basically negates anything that comes with that phrase. Yawn.

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Leading Report@LeadingReport·26 Nis

BREAKING: President Trump has secured more than $5.2 trillion in total investment, much of it tied to tariffs, trade policy, and a push to re-shore key industries, according to the White House.

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