AJ Pierzynski

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AJ Pierzynski

AJ Pierzynski

@fakeAJP

Newest, nastiest, half-assinist member of the Texas Rangers. I pledge to do body shots off all my fans after every game

Baseball Town, TX Katılım Nisan 2013
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AJ Pierzynski
AJ Pierzynski@fakeAJP·
Gentry is the only person fast enough to get away from me trying to stuff a teammate in a locker.
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I'm gonna hit the first ball up the middle, and knock Price's hat straight. You're welcome America.
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Sorry guys. Decided I didn't want to finish this one out. Yu's got it.
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Not gonna lie. That one felt good. Suck it AstrHoes.
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HWC@WinColumn_·
SWAG ME THE FUCK OUT Y'ALL
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AJ Pierzynski
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Tanner is doing his thing
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AJ Pierzynski
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Wooohoooo see ya in hell big boy!!!
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Uh yah, I think I will drop a bomb. Does this get me in the All-Star game?
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Interview...kind of hammered.
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AJ Pierzynski
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I wonder how much the Cardinals weigh with @espn swinging from their nuts
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AJ Pierzynski
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Way to make it look easy Kozma
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AJ Pierzynski
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If walking on a rope is gonna get me chicks like that, sign my drunk ass up #skywire
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If this isn't over by the time the game starts, I'm not playing. Too good to miss #skywire
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