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@fakeJakeTurner

Only here for sports. Thots begone.

Katılım Haziran 2019
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Jake@fakeJakeTurner·
@RobbyBerger @Cutsysays “He’s hanging in there”? He’s a fucking infant
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@traytalks27 Huge W! I was a Haotong 3 putt from 30 feet to make the cut away from having a great week. Will take the Clark win even though I can’t stand the guy
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Tray@traytalks27·
WYNDHAM GOATTTTTTT
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Jake@fakeJakeTurner·
@traytalks27 My best outcome is Scottie win with Brooks/Wyndham in second. Wouldn’t be mad with a Si woo 2nd tho
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Tray@traytalks27·
@fakeJakeTurner I never usually do it but wanted to enjoy this weekend. His approach play is coming back to life. Had EVR last year and beat everyone by 3 shots at like 100/1 but Scottie wins by 8. Hoping Scottie takes a lead on SI woo late and SI woo tries to be too aggressive on the last few.
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Tray@traytalks27·
Those last two putts by Clark hurt but great round. Im okay with that miss even though it was so close. Scheffler in the final pairing, can put the pressure on Si Woo. Clark can slip into 2nd and we get the outright. Can't have a birdie here from Si Woo though.
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💔🥀@23JetChipWasp_·
@usmntonly Surely the starting XI has to look like this
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USMNT Only@usmntonly·
BREAKING: MAURICIO POCHETTINO’S USMNT WORLD CUP ROSTER 🇺🇸 (via The Guardian)
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Jake@fakeJakeTurner·
King of China nickname for Haotong has to go. How the fuck are the only player on the course to double bogey and three putt from 30 feet to miss the cut?
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Jake@fakeJakeTurner·
@Niiique00 @Poglids @TomBradyEgo Your only argument is that he’s a sb mvp with 2 rings. I gave you player with more rings. Let me break it down - Kupp has sub 9k yards, 60tds, and sub 600 receptions. Dude has 1(!) pro bowl and 1 all pro. You have to be legitimately brain dead if you think that makes the hall.
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TB EGO@TomBradyEgo·
Active NFL WR Hall of Fame chances
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Jake@fakeJakeTurner·
@Poglids @Niiique00 @TomBradyEgo Statistically, yes. Dude is about to be 33 and has 8k receiving yards. Outside of another year or two of incredible seasons, he’s not sniffing the hall. One year wonder btw
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Jake@fakeJakeTurner·
@Niiique00 @TomBradyEgo He absolutely is not and it’s really not close. Would need 2 more season like his triple crown to make it. Brother literally has 8k career yards and 59 TDs 😭
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nique@Niiique00·
@TomBradyEgo 2x SB Champ SB MVP 2021 OPOY 2021 Triple Crown 1x First Team All Pro Most yards from scrimmage by a wide receiver in a single season Cooper Kupp is making it to the HOF
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Jake@fakeJakeTurner·
Rory is the biggest bitch on tour. Gets chirped after he puts a flop shot in the bunker and cries to the officials. Awful person unless he’s winning.
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Cincinnati Bengals@Bengals·
In honor of Joe’s love of Pokémon, here’s our take on our 2026 opponents.
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Jake@fakeJakeTurner·
@RichardCranny69 Keep weed out of golf you uncultured cretin
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Richard Cranium@RichardCranny69·
Is 630am too early for a life altering pen rip on the golf course?
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mr_eggs@scrumble_eggs·
They already made an American version of The Odyssey and it’s called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.
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Jake@fakeJakeTurner·
@tenthousund So you’ve never heard the pancake story?
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🎄caulkmas🎄@tenthousund·
andre the giant probably grabbed pussy like a bowling ball
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Rayan@Cornelius_MacG·
@Super70sSports Horse shit Wild Innocent and E Street Shuffle Born To Run Darkness on the Edge of Town The River All better than any album Seger ever made
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Bob Seger is better than Bruce Springsteen. I don’t know how many of you are joining me on this island but I feel like it will be 50% geniuses and 50% guys who make women instinctively lock their car doors.
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Jake@fakeJakeTurner·
@BlackMajikMan90 How in the world is this a horror movie? Dream scenario tbh
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Jake@fakeJakeTurner·
@khazarAntlers Donphan, Swellow, and Sigilyph
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khazar@khazarAntlers·
Every single pokemon I find "forgettable"
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