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Set your inner archaeologist free: analyze the meaning of the ancient sculpture @Airportbridge on the 97 AIRPORT/AÉROPORT.

.@climbrandon oh boo yourself. @OC_Transpo

Exiled Montrealers nostalgic for sinkholes can visit the site of the famous Highway 174 collapse on route 95 TRIM. #ottnews #ottcity

Head downtown on 16 BRITANNIA to use the public library's free internet and watch Mayor @JimWatsonOttawa flame students on Twitter. #ottnews

-@JimWatsonOttawa @a_mroy & students (who aren't Young Liberals) would really prefer more respect from City Hall. They live here too.

-@JimWatsonOttawa @a_mroy cut rates for students exist in the first place because of rising tuition fees passed by you & your fmr cabinet.

Give Eugene "Casinorama" Melnyk the finger: take a ride on the lucky 7 CARLETON. Please ignore the axing of route 11 due to budget cuts.

Paying with cash has never been easier! All it takes is one of every Canadian coin. #noahsark #ottcity

The bass from Wu-Tang was so loud that riders on the 16 MAIN couldn't feel the potholes on Scott Street. #ottcity #bluesfest

Thrill seekers are invited to vicariously splash Bank Street's pedestrians and cyclists along route 7 CARLETON UNIVERSITY. #ottcity

Looking for #anustart? Get out of town and find yourself; hop on the 97 AIRPORT. #ottawa

The @beausallnatural/@bridgehead Winterbrewed yeti is real. And he's on the loose. Last seen struggling with a Sudoku on the 85. #Ottawa

Route 30 (DOWNTOWN/JEANNE D'ARC) operates double decker buses. Sit on the bottom level for extra protection from meteors. #ottcity #ottawa

Schedule "refreshed" on Fisher. 86 (Elmvale) riders: expect delays. Thanks @SteveDesroches for your PR savvy! #Ottawa #OttCity

Stealing this. RT @OttawaCitizen: Schedule being ‘refreshed’ for Strandherd-Armstrong bridge, councillor says ow.ly/hGYPn

Too many ducklings crossing Bank Street at Cooper! 1, 2, and 7 riders should expect adorable delays. #Ottawa #OttCity

The Sparks Street Mall masquerades as a lively #Ottawa hotspot. We'll get you there on buses 1, 2, and 7. #OttCity

CLARIFICATION: Contrary to some statements online, OCT bus driver selection will not follow the Hunger Games model. Much. #Ottawa #OttCity

Everyone complaining about tardy buses limiting use of transfers: it isn't on purpose. #notacostsavingmeasure #octbudget13 #ottpoli #ottcity

OCT service update: your bus is going to be late. gifbay.com/images/2013/01… #Ottawa #OttCity