fakebono

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fakebono

fakebono

@fakebono

Rock star, humanitarian, traveling salesman

Everywhere Katılım Kasım 2008
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fakebono@fakebono·
And how do my brothers in Oasis get to schedule a couple shows and call it a "tour." This isn't Australia, mates.
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I'm still not sure what rock 'n roll is in 2024 but it sure as feck isn't the new Coldplay album.
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Feck. Why didn't we think of this?
QVC@QVC

Want a chance to chat with @coldplay LIVE tonight at 8pm ET during their on-air debut on QVC? Call 1-800-395-1601 beginning at 8pm ET! 🌙🌈✨ Watch LIVE in the US on QVC. Stream WORLDWIDE on social on QVC’s Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, & QVCtv on YouTube! #LoveQVC

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Chris Martin is a dick for texting me this
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Edge just now: "How many people does this thing hold?" Larry: "A lot more if not for Bono's big head." 🙄
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Anyone have exciting plans this weekend? #U2Sphere
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omg finally !!!
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If Edge catches fire, and I figure out rock and roll's place in the 2020s, and we make a couple more uncompromising, transcendent, balls to the wall albums that are properly aggressive as the times deserve, we can catch Beyoncé! #GRAMMYs
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Jaysis, The Edge. And people say my handwriting is shite?
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I'm sure Mary, Dre, Snoop, Marshall, and Kendrick will be fookin' brilliant but never forget the 🐐. #HalfTimeShow #SuperBowl
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Hey punters, when I say I hate my voice and hate our songs that's just a fool's modesty.. Just between us? I LOVE MY VOICE AND MY SONGS. I LOVE ME!!
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All is quiet.
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Top of the mornin' to yis! And happy birthday to me! What did you get me this year, punters?
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That new thing on the Spotify is missing an important voice. It should be Bono, Barack, and The Boss.
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The Edge wants to do a special collector's edition reissue with this cover.
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Larry hates this.
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